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142297 No. 142297 ID: 117c56 Stickied watch
This is the new and improved ban thread.

All you need to do is post in this thread and you are automatically banned for 5 hours!

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No. 160074 ID: 7a9a19
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No. 160099 ID: deb121
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160099
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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No. 160165 ID: 03763f
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160165
Ban get.
I am gay.
Please kill my balls.

(FOR THIS POST USER WANDERED INTO AN AK-47 VS. M-16 THREAD)
No. 160207 ID: 69d0d2
polish roulette get

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No. 160235 ID: 44ee2f
My friend decided today that he wants to put gasoline in his bong instead of water. He will be missed... sort of.

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No. 160333 ID: 03763f
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160333
You can't ban the Hitler youth!
we are slim and slender,
as fast a greyhounds,
tough as leather,
and as hard as Krupp steel.

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No. 160407 ID: 6fd956
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160407
>>160333

FUCKING FASCISTS ON MAH OPERATOR CHAN! GO HEIL HITLER IN HELL FASCIST. WE WON THE WAR BECAUSE YOU FASCISTS ARE IDIOTS.

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No. 160442 ID: 132e18
lol, niggers

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No. 160593 ID: f67573
I need to go to bed now

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No. 160644 ID: 12c917
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160644
I'm surrounded by blue, I put my hands up.
Threw my mac on the ground and surrendered to the police. On my knees, on the ground. Zipcuffs, face hits the asphalt.

Its time to go to sleep. Give me 5 hours boys. You do the crime you do the time.

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No. 160669 ID: a732d8
I want to die.

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No. 160783 ID: 382feb
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160783
Need to reload.

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No. 160789 ID: 85bf46
If I'm off OpChan, I only have Danny Glover in Predator 2 to distract me from more important things.

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No. 160825 ID: d7d341
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No. 160924 ID: 85bf46
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160924
Must brew coffee. Must study. Must strove. Must am graduation.

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No. 160930 ID: 9b030d
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160930
This college shit is too fucking depressing.

I need some sleep or I'll never pull out of it.

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No. 160997 ID: d7d341
I need some sleep.

Humvee keys GET.

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No. 161048 ID: a91ef1
I desire do be b&

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No. 161217 ID: d7d341
Fuck, I need to get to class now.

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No. 161292 ID: 8aed2c
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161292

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No. 161581 ID: d94779
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161581
i'll see you in the am.
im gonna draw eyes on your significant others butthole so it looks like they are blowing me while i plow it, twofer!!
great success

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No. 161690 ID: d3af3c
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161690
I really need to do college work right now.

BAN ME OH MIGHTY ONE

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No. 161697 ID: 064015
cant get off this train!

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No. 161760 ID: 7669b5
OH NO IT'S FRANKIE MCBASEBALL FROM ZE WEST

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No. 161833 ID: d94779
(user farted into rebreather for this post)

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No. 161866 ID: 3ecaa6
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161866
fuck da police!

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No. 162024 ID: 5c410b
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162024
stops copies me

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162048

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No. 162496 ID: 29c646
Fuck it, need sleep. Class in the AM

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No. 163489 ID: 2afef5
BAILING OUT

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No. 163490 ID: 29c646
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163490
BAN PAGE JEOPARDY!

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No. 163493 ID: e8f505
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163493
>>163490
What is your mother's vagina?

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No. 163780 ID: 3f803e
Gonna play some S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R get!

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No. 164422 ID: ebcf63
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164422
I have class in 20 minutes.

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164523
Gotta go scrap metal.

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No. 164998 ID: 3f1719
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164998
IT'S THE COPS. EVERYBODY ACT NATURAL!

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No. 165022 ID: d3607b
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165022
Vivent semper

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No. 165278 ID: da1c8d
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165278
i play Travian™

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No. 165549 ID: 03ec92
do it

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No. 165611 ID: d5be7a
Need to get away from some of the tinfoil-hatters here.

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No. 165667 ID: 2e59b6
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165667
Goodnight

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No. 165919 ID: a28257
Fuck man. I need to sleep.

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No. 166260 ID: ebcf63
Essay due tomorrow, need to finish it.

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No. 166513 ID: e5b9c9
I <3 Michael Moore

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No. 166556 ID: b7ea14
postan'

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No. 166620 ID: d0ac4f
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166620
please kill my balls

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No. 166635 ID: d145bd
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

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No. 166645 ID: c515d1
Anyways, OPERATOR, please listen to me. That it's really related to this post.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, OPERATOR, should just stick with today's special.

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No. 166665 ID: 2afef5
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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No. 166738 ID: d0ac4f
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166738
>>166645

I think this a message from the chink that was DDOS'ing us.

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