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Persian 1032!!EwAJZ3AmDk 10/03/10(Wed)02:24 No. 106257 File: t106257_1268211718359.jpg-(36.00KB, 604x453, 1268211718359.jpg) OH GAWD PWEESE BANZ ME SERVS, AH GAHWTS TA RITE DA PAYPAH (FOR THIS POST, USER PROTESTED IN IRAN)

So I got invited to see Michael Moore's new film, Capitalism: A Love Story. Having read about Moore's previous bullshit in Bowling For Columbine, I told the person that I think Michael Moore is a jackass who uses clever editing to misrepresent people and further his views instead of facts and real occurrences. The example I used was of Michael Moore splicing together 2 speeches and pieces of 5 different sentences to make Charlton Heston look like an asshole. I can't find a link to an archived copy of the speech Heston gave at Denver that year - can anyone find one for me?

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OPERATOR 10/03/09(Tue)13:17 No. 106134 File: t106134_Eric Harris Pump Action Shotgun.jpg-(67.96KB, 1520x1008, Eric Harris Pump Action Shotgun.jpg) >>106131 Wouldn't have a clue.

OPERATOR 10/03/09(Tue)13:41 No. 106137 /r/ing more of these mindfuck.gifs

OPERATOR 10/03/10(Wed)01:53 No. 106255 File: t106255_tumblr_kxck22TVOW1qzt4vjo1_500.gif-(356.11KB, 500x500, tumblr_kxck22TVOW1qzt4vjo1_500.gif) OP again. >>106079 What I'm looking for is a transcript of Heston's speech at the Denver NRA meeting just after the columbine shootings. The only site I've found with a transcript, the one at hardlylaw, is obviously a tainted source in the eyes of my opponent because it's saying michael moore sucks, which means he can argue that the author of the site has motivation to modify the speech. I'm just wondering if there are like NRA members or whatever that could find a transcript of that speech, possibly through NRA's records. The pictures are from this site: http://dvdp.tumblr.com/

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OPERATOR 10/03/09(Tue)23:13 No. 106247 fucking errors anyway what I said was: not for me, but pinup calendars are common in every hobby.

ANALSpetsnaz!NxdJj7rR96 10/03/09(Tue)23:59 No. 106251 Ok, who else raged at the duel wielding chick.

Heretical Doorman!!IwAwV0AzSx 10/03/10(Wed)00:27 No. 106252 File: t106252_1267926681496.jpg-(11.47KB, 321x306, 1267926681496.jpg) >>106251 >duel wielding

... more like Funny Bang-bang

Saturday I was at work, working on a laptop and I hear the door open figure one of my intern will greet the customer. I am sitting in one of those executive rolling chair with a back. Next thing I hear is "this is a stick up"
Out of instinct I took my hand off my mouse and reach for my gun and turned slightly to at least see who it is. At the very corner of my eye I see a big black guy. Then my business partner come up and greeted him "hey! man how have you been?..."

My heart was beating pretty quick I had to get up and walk to the back to calm down. After he left I told my partner that wasn't a funny ha-ha when he said "this is a stick up".

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Another funny ha-ha went bad happen at the store a long time ago (before I start carrying) I was in the back showing a customer what his computer is doing. I see my friend come in so I didn't say anything (I was with a customer and by myself) this customer is a huge dude like Kingpin from Spiderman. My friend Kenny goes "Give me all y'all's money".

I look at Kenny and said "dude Kenny this is a customer" then I saw the customer put a screw driver back on the table. He was going to stop this robbery by stabbing him.

So, The Hurt Locker wins best picture, best director.

Your thoughts, OPERATORs?

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So I'm told President Obama is coming to St. Charles High School on his trip to St. Louis/St. Charles because the first choice (Lindenwood University) was deemed to have too many places to hide.

I found that somewhat interesting. The campus was founded in 1827, after all.

UnderageButArmed!!qwMGRmZ2D0 10/03/09(Tue)21:56 No. 106231 File: t106231_1255501557035.png-(5.52KB, 400x400, 1255501557035.png) Deploy the dongcopter

Shogun Named Mike!PY1J0bOiXM 10/03/09(Tue)22:15 No. 106236 >>106164 >was deemed to have too many places to hide Where'd you here this? I'd like to know more about it. If this is true, it's interesting that the Secret Service thought it to be too risky (considering some of the venues Obama has appeared at). It's also surprising that Obama, in typical Obama Manner, didn't overrule the Secret Service and went along doing what he wished.

Proud Saiga Owner!!MzZQAyMGMu 10/03/09(Tue)22:46 No. 106240 >>106236 Well, it just so happens there aren't many good images of campus online. I searched several pages of google, most have to do with the sports teams, and the few images of the grounds are highly doctored so that the lighting makes everything look brighter. Even the image I posted, those grounds are usually very dark, and ESPECIALLY dark by dusk. We do have many good places to hide, several buildings under construction, a nice clock tower in the middle of the campus, ye olde water tower near there, and even some cool underground tunnels running between some of the buildings. It's pretty much the coolest SHTF zone one could be in, and since it's apart of St. Charles but set apart from St. Charles, my friends and I refer to it as "The shire inside of the shire". It's like we're removed from the world here, all its liberalism, all of its cynicism. Campus is a weird place. As for where did I hear it? It came up in one of my classes today.

Everyone, post your instruments. Now.

OPERATOR 10/03/09(Tue)20:43 No. 106219 In before "my instrument of death".

SwissGuy!!N4LmSuLwAx 10/03/09(Tue)22:35 No. 106239 File: t106239_031000_0133[00].jpg-(115.83KB, 960x1280, 031000_0133[00].jpg) The Girls.

Hey guys, I wrote this and am planning on posting it as a note on facebook. The target audience is my friends who, in general, are much further left than I.

As I'm sure many of you have noticed, I have an interest in firearms and am a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. I can tell that many of you find this strange and/or concerning so I thought I'd take a moment to explain why I have an interest in guns and why I support the right to keep and bear arms.
First of all, I find firearms mechanically interesting. Some of the more unique guns out there are exhibit some truly brilliant engineering (Mateba, H&K P7 etc.) but even simpler designs are quite interesting to examine and understand their workings because even the most basic firearm must have a fair amount of clockwork to function. Furthermore, I find shooting sports quite fun and like that it is one of the small number sports arenas where men and women compete against one another. Additionally, casual target shooting, plinking, is also an extremely fun and dare I say wholesome activity (no it won't turn your kids into mass murderers). As for hunting, while I have no current plans to pick up hunting, if I did, I, like the vast majority of hunters would either make personal use of the meat I obtained or donate it. Fun fact: vast quantities of venison are donated annually by hunters to shelters to help feed the homeless. It also is worth mentioning that it is the hunters, who by paying for permits contribute a good deal more of state parks operating budget than people going on nature walks.
As to my feelings on the role of gun control, I'll start at the top. The second amendment to the US Constitution reads "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a Free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." Though some argue that the text refers to a collective right to be protected by militia (now the national guard) I don't think that anyone reading that text without any preconceived notions about how they would like it to be interpreted would read it as anything but a constitutional guarantee of the rights of individuals to own and carry firearm

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AdmiralCrunch!!MvZzLkZGSz 10/03/09(Tue)19:17 No. 106197 >>106177 Health care

Squab!!DmAQVmZQL2 10/03/09(Tue)19:18 No. 106198 File: t106198_t72412_sug1643_Oh You!.jpg-(39.36KB, 450x338, t72412_sug1643_Oh You!.jpg) >>106197

OPERATOR 10/03/09(Tue)19:23 No. 106200 File: t106200_sick_burn.jpg-(45.03KB, 243x276, sick_burn.jpg) >>106197