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No. 1088 ID: a65ee2 watch
ITT ban messages

USER WAS DRAFTED FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TEAMKILLED FOR THIS POST
USER SHOT A GLOCK FOR THIS POST
USER FIRED A DEAGLE SIDEWAYS FOR THIS POST
USER STARTED A 9MM VS. .45 THREAD FOR THIS POST
Expand all images
No. 1089 ID: 8b7060
USER JOINED THE RUSSIAN MILITARY FOR THIS POST
USER MADE GSGT. HARTMAN MAD WITH THIS POST or:
USER IS IN A WORLD OF SHIT FOR THIS POST
No. 1093 ID: 79b4e7
USER WALKED THE PLANK FOR THIS POST

USER RECIEVED THE DEDOVSHINA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO PLACE A STICKYBOMB FOR THIS POST
No. 1094 ID: 05d431
USER WAS SENT TO THE EASTERN FRONT FOR THIS POST.
No. 1095 ID: 7b657c
USER VERBED A NOUN FOR THIS POST

but seriously, i can't think of anything good
No. 1096 ID: 8b7060
>>1094
USER WAS SENT ON A SUICIDE MISSION FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE FRONT LINES FOR THIS POST

>>1089
FOR THIS POST, USER INCURRED GSGT. HARTMAN'S WRATH

USER WAS CAPTURED BY UNIT 731 FOR THIS POST
USER WAS REINCARNATED AS A JEW FOR THIS POST
USER DISSENTED AGAINST RUSSIA FOR THIS POST
No. 1097 ID: 8779fa
USER'S NAME AND ASS WERE DEALT WITH FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A GERBER KNIFE FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED BUBBLE GUM FOR THIS POST

USER WAS HANGED FROM THIS POST
No. 1098 ID: b7fe96
USER WAS FORCED TO PLAY MILE HIGH CLUB ON VETERAN

lolz
No. 1099 ID: 8b7060
>>1098
that's not so hard. the trick is to seamlessly pick up loaded weapons. also the hostage at the end, if you wait long enough, exposes his head anyway.
No. 1100 ID: 2879fb
USER HAD A BEER WITH OBAMA FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO ASSURE POSITIVE MAGAZINE EXTRACTION FOR THIS POST

USER WAS ASSIGNED TO THE CHARGE INTO NO MAN'S LAND FOR THIS POST

USER STOOD BEHIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR THIS POST

USER WANDERED INTO MOGADISHU FOR THIS POST.

USER BROKE GERMAN PURITY LAWS FOR THIS POST.
No. 1103 ID: 39777d
USER WAS SENT TO VIRGINIA TECH ON APRIL 16TH, 2007 FOR THIS POST

USER SHOT A GLOCK .40 FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT UP HILLARY CLINTON'S SNIZZ FOR THIS POST

USER WAS CAUGHT IN BACKBLAST FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SHOT IN A NIGGER DRIVE-BY FOR THIS POST

USER FORGOT TO CLEAR THE CHAMBER FOR THIS POST

USER MOUNTED HIS AIMPOINT BACKWARDS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO A FEMA CAMP FOR THIS POST

USER CONTRACTED SWINE FLU FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO CHERNOBYL FOR THIS POST

USER'S MOS WAS CHANGED TO 92S FOR THIS POST (hint: look it up)

USER BECAME JAMES YEAGER'S CAMERAMAN FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FORCED TO WATCH 'FUTURE WEAPONS' FOR THIS POST
No. 1104 ID: becb2b
USER WENT TO ALLAH'S SNACKBAR FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS ORDERED TO REMOVE OUT-OF-DATE GRENADE PRIMERS FOR THIS POST.

USER VOTED DEMOCRAT FOR THIS POST.

USER GOT TROD ON FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS UNABLE TO HAVE A TEA PARTY FOR THIS POST.

USER VOTED LIBERAL DEMOCRAT FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS ASSESED TO BE UNFIT FOR SERVICE FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS SOLD INTO SLAVERY FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS SENT OVER THE TOP FOR THIS POST.

USER LOOKED OVER THE PARAPIT FOR THIS POST.

USER SENT AN UNDERSTRENGTH DIVISION TO THE ARDEN FOR THIS POST.
No. 1105 ID: 8b7060
USER MAJORLY MALFUNCTIONED FOR THIS POST
No. 1107 ID: 39777d
USER WAS SNIPED BY THIS PO-
No. 1108 ID: 39777d
>>1107

Sorry, meant USER WAS SNIPED FOR THIS PO-
No. 1109 ID: 23d9ef
USER WAS SET TO REPAIR TELEPHONE LINES FOR THIS POST
USER WAS GIVEN LATRINE DUTY FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE BRIG FOR THIS POST
USER WAS GIVEN A LIVE GRENADE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS FORCED TO HOLD SHOOTING RANGE TARGETS FOR THIS POST
No. 1110 ID: 39777d
USER WAS ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED TO THE FACE FOR THIS POST
No. 1112 ID: 2879fb
USER DID NOT KEEP HIS POWDER DRY FOR THIS POST.

USER DID NOT CONFIRM TARGET FOR THIS POST.

USER GAVE THE WRONG COORDINATES FOR THIS POST.
No. 1113 ID: 7b657c
USER DIDN'T MEET GROOMAN STANDARDS FOR THIS POST
No. 1114 ID: ff0bfe
USER INVADED RUSSIA IN THE WINTER FOR THIS POST
No. 1115 ID: 39777d
USER ATE A CHEESE OMELET MRE FOR THIS POST
No. 1118 ID: f1e767
USER RAN INTO GRAZING FIRE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RODDED OFF THE RANGE FOR THIS POST

USER HAD TEA WITH HILLARY FOR THIS POST

USER WAS JUDGED BY SOTOMAYOR FOR THIS POST
No. 1119 ID: 067340
USER GHOSTED SERV IN IRC FOR THIS POST
No. 1120 ID: e18461
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS SENT TO AUSCHWITZ

USER MADE HIMSELF DINNER AFTER THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, CAPTAIN AMERICA FORCED USER TO CLEAR A MINEFIELD

USER WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FLASHBANGED FOR THIS POST

USER OVERDOSED ON H.M's PILLS FOR THIS POST
No. 1121 ID: b5ea77
USER TRIED TO SHAVE STALIN'S MUSTACHE FOR THIS POST
No. 1124 ID: 71cfa7
USER THREW HIMSELF INTO ENEMY FIRE WITH THIS POST

USER ACCIDENTALLY BLEW HIMSELF UP WITH THIS POST

USER'S POSITION WAS SHELLED FOR THIS POST

USER HAS DISAPPOINTED US FOR THE LAST TIME

THIS USER IS CURRENTLY ENJOYING A NICE ALL EXPENSES PAID VACATION FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FORCED TO WRITE BAN MESSAGES FOR THIS POST

POST WAS USERED FOR THIS BAN

USER FORGOT TO STUDY HISTORY

USER ATTEMPTED TO DODGE THE DRAFT WITH THIS POST

USER ANGERED THE WRONG TERRORIST WITH THIS POST SERIOUSLY HE WAS KILLED WITH A PISTOL FROM TEN MILES AWAY HOLY FUCK
No. 1126 ID: 3579c3
In light of >>>/n/18834

I suggest:

USER WAS CRUSHED BY LENIN'S STATUE FOR THIS POST

or something like that...
No. 1131 ID: 8b7060
USER APPEASED HITLER FOR THIS POST
No. 1132 ID: 3579c3
>>1131
After reading your post I got a mental image of someone tickling Adolf in a very sexually suggestive manner.
No. 1138 ID: ae897b
USER VIOLATED "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" FOR THIS POST
USER LOADED THE WRONG AMMO FOR THIS POST
USER BOARDED A U-BOAT FOR THIS POST
No. 1139 ID: 2e59b6
USER VIOLATED THE GENEVA CONVENTION WITH THIS POST
USER WAS BEHEADED FOR THIS POST
USER VACATIONED IN IRAQ FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TRAMPLED TO DEATH BY SHEEPLE FOR THIS POST
No. 1148 ID: 967fe4
Here's a few I posted in the ban thread
(USER HAD HIS WEEKEND PASS REVOKED FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS GIVEN A SUMMARIZED ARTICLE 15 FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS QUARTERDECKED FOR THIS POST)
No. 1152 ID: a473d8
USER WAS COURT MARSHALLED FOR THIS POST

USER WASHED OUT FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RAIDED FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DETAINED FOR THIS POST

USER WAS INTERROGATED BY JACK BAUER FOR THIS POST

USER FORGOT TO CHECK HIS CORNERS FOR THIS POST

USER TRIED TO BUY RED MERCURY FOR THIS POST

USER WAS IN DRESDEN (ANY CITY BLOWN TO HELL, REALLY) FOR THIS POST

USER DISHONORED HIS DAIMYO FOR THIS POST

USER FAILED THE MOTHER/FATHERLAND FOR THIS POST

USER'S CHUTE FAILED TO OPEN FOR THIS POST

USER FAILED IN THE COLOSSEUM FOR THIS POST

USER WAS GASSED FOR THIS POST

USER JOINED THE FFL FOR THIS POST

USER LOADED +P+ IN AN ANTIQUE

That's all I have in mind for now.
No. 1153 ID: b86a83
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
No. 1154 ID: 80db7e
IN A WORLD OF COMPROMISE, THIS USER DIDN'T
No. 1155 ID: 183d2d
USER WAS EXILED TO CALIFORNIA FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A NEW JOB IN CHICAGO FOR THIS POST
No. 1157 ID: 60cbde
USER WATERED THE TREE OF LIBERTY FOR THIS POST
No. 1158 ID: 3416f4
USER IS MIA FOR THIS POST
No. 1161 ID: 183d2d
FOR THIS POST, USER COLLABORATED WITH THE GERMANS AGAINST RUSSIA

USER'S AMERICAN AIR SUPPORT WAS WITHHELD FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO AN IRANIAN PRISON FOR THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, USER WENT TO CHECHNYA FOR JIHAD

USER RECEIVED A ONE-WAY TICKET TO PAKISTAN FOR THIS POST
No. 1164 ID: 4c53ae
File: sug1164_Upham.gif-(51.99KB, 321x240, Upham.gif)
1164
UPHAM WAS ASSIGNED TO USER'S UNIT FOR THIS POST.
No. 1179 ID: db9694
For use on /v/
USER PULLED THE EJECT HANDLE FOR THIS POST

USER HAD ARM RIPPED OFF BY AN AUTOLOADER FOR THIS POST

USER WILL BECOME PART OF A M1126 STRYKER CREW FOR THIS POST

Oh these are inspired by CoD4 :3
USER WAS ASSIGNED TO A NUCLEAR EMERGENCY SUPPORT TEAM FOR THIS POST
USER INCURRED KHALED AL-ASAD'S WRATH FOR THIS POST
No. 1182 ID: 23d9ef
>USER FAILED IN THE COLOSSEUM FOR THIS POST
Or a small variation:
USER GOT THE THUMBS DOWN FOR THIS POST
No. 1183 ID: 09c8c6
>>1182
>Thumbs down meaning kill

no
No. 1184 ID: c104a4
File: sug1184_k55424_c1.jpg-(39.67KB, 396x272, k55424_c1.jpg)
1184
USER TRIPPED ON A CLAYMORE.

USER PICKED LEAD AS HIS POISON
USER IS "HOLIER" THAN THOU NOW
USER DIDN'T CHECK TIMING AND HEADSPACE ON HIS M2

USER BIT THE CURB
USER ACCIDENTALLY THE LEVER ON A LOADED 203

USER IGNORED "BACKBLAST CLEAR"
USER TOOK EST2000 TOO SERIOUSLY
USER WAS SHOT ON SIGHT
USER MISSED THE ROPE
USER THOUGHT TIME WAS ON HIS SIDE

USER TRIPPED IN THE KZ
USER GOT LOST ON PATROL
USER LOST HIS HEMMET THAT WASN'T HIS TO LOSE.
USER BECAME PROPERTEH OF THIS UNITEHD STAHTS MUHREEEN CORE
USER FOLLOWED THE TRACERS
USER OPENED UP A DISCARDED CHOCOLATE BAR
No. 1185 ID: a01eff
USER GOT MARRIED FOR THIS POST.
No. 1192 ID: e18461
File: sug1192_refuse.png-(103.49KB, 300x307, refuse.png)
1192
(USER RESPECTFULLY REFUSED TO POINT OUT THE GERMAN POSITIONS)

Or just

(USER RESPECTFULLY REFUSED FOR THIS POST)
No. 1193 ID: 58f9a4
USER WENT HIKING IN KONGO FOR THIS POST
No. 1196 ID: 463778
USER ATE CHARMS FOR THIS POST
USER WENT OVER TO GSGT. HARTMAN'S HOUSE AND FUCKED HIS SISTER FOR THIS POST
USER TOUCHED HIS GUN DURING CEASE FIRE FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO POINT HIS WEAPON IN A SAFE DIRECTION FOR THIS POST
USER LOADED A 20 GAUGE SHELL INTO A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN FOR THIS POST
CPT. AMERICA DENIED THE USER TRANSPORTATION FOR THIS POST
USER WAS AUTOBALANCED FOR THIS POST
No. 1197 ID: f123c4
>>1179
>Oh these are inspired by CoD4 :3
Made me think of
(USER WAS DEEMED "CREW EXPENDABLE" FOR THIS POST)
No. 1198 ID: db9694
>>1197

(USER WAS TOPPLED BY A COUP FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EXECUTED DURING A LIVE BROADCAST FOR THIS POST)
No. 1199 ID: facc93
USER WAS DEMILLED FOR SALE AS A NON-FIREARM FOR THIS POST
No. 1200 ID: 308c77
USER CONCEAL CARRIED IN OBAMA's PRESENCE FOR THIS POST

USER GOT HIS HEART EATEN BY AN AFRICAN MILITIAMAN FOR THIS POST

USER SHOT THE DRILL SERGEANT AND HIMSELF FOR THIS POST.

USER DATED SARAH BRADY FOR THIS POST.
No. 1202 ID: 096d93
>>1193

Haha!

USER WAS SHITSTORMED FOR THIS POST
USER JAMMED A LORCIN
USER CONCEAL CARRIED A SINGLE ACTION LIKE A GANGSTA
USER SLAMFIRED HIS RIFLE TO PROVE A POINT FOR THIS POST

USER MADE A THRONE OF BAYONETS AND HAD TO SIT ON IT FOR THIS POST.
USER FORGOT HIS OAKLEYS.
USER WAS IN RTT CQB MANS WAY
USER GOT COCKY WITH SPETSNAZ
USER GOT INTO A DEADLIEST WARRIOR THREAD/MARATHON

USER FORGOT THAT KILL RADIUS IS OFTEN ONE MORE METER THAN YOU CAN JUMP.
USER NOW UNDERSTANDS SPLASH DAMAGE.

USER MOUNTED AN EOTECH ON A MAC WITHOUT A RAIL
USER PUT MORE THAN 500,000 ROUNDS THROUGH HIS STANDARD M9

USER HAD A DABBLE GLOCK WITH CHEESE.
No. 1203 ID: a100f1
File: sug1203_sample ban messages.png-(47.91KB, 1487x475, sample ban messages.png)
1203
damnnnn, y'all is too clever.

imma talk to serv and see what we can integrate.

also, remember that they come in this format:
No. 1204 ID: b40825
FOR THIS POST, USER GOT OUT OF HERE, STALKER
No. 1205 ID: 2e59b6
USER WAS ASSASSINATED BY TIME TRAVELERS FOR THIS POST.
USER VISITED DETROIT FOR THIS POST.
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS DEPORTED TO MEXICO.
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS DEPORTED TO CALIFORNIA.
USER DEFENDED THEMSELVES IN ENGLAND FOR THIS POST.
No. 1206 ID: 9b4641
USER TURNED INTO A RIGHT WINGED DOMESTICATED TERRORIST FOR THIS POST
No. 1221 ID: 5a41b9
USER PLAYED FOOTBALL WITH AN ARTILLERY ROUND FOR THIS POST
USER CAUGHT A BULLET WITH HIS FACE FOR THIS POST
USER CRASHED AND BURNED FOR THIS POST
USER PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK WITH VASILY ZAITSEV FOR THIS POST
USER GOT A MARINE TATTOO BEFORE GOING TO PARRIS ISLAND FOR THIS POST
USER BUBBAED A GARAND FOR THIS POST
No. 1225 ID: db9694
USSR DISBANDED FOR THIS POST
No. 1226 ID: 748f95
>>1225
Clever
No. 1227 ID: 096d93
USER GOT A MARINE CORPS MEDIC TATTOO BEFORE ENLISTING
No. 1293 ID: d1e508
USER HAD A PREMATURE DETONATION FOR THIS POST
No. 1323 ID: 4e56c6
USER WASNT GOOD TO GO FOR THIS POST
USERS BODY WAS SLAYED FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE SHOWERS FOR THIS POST
USER WAS REASSIGNED TO KINDER/k/ FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER DINED IN HELL
USER WAS SHOT AS A TRAITOR FOR THIS POST
USER TOOK A STEP BACK BY THIS POST
USER DRANK OBAMA KOOLAID FOR THIS POST
USERS JOB WAS TAKEN BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FOR THIS POST
USER TROLLED THE MODS IN THIS POST
No. 1325 ID: db9694
USER HAD DUTY TO RETREAT IN THIS POST
No. 1348 ID: 49bc57
USER DIDN'T MAINTAIN THEIR WEAPON DURING THIS POST
USER LOST A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE IN THIS POST
USER SHOT THEIR SELF IN THE FOOT FOR THIS POST
No. 1359 ID: 7013ce
The one ban message I desperately, desperately, desperately want to see would be

(USER WAS SENT TO REHAB FOR THIS POST)

An intervention was deemed necessary for : whatever reason here

the unban message would read.

YOU SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED YOUR TWELVE STEP PROGRAM!

With the help of friends, the Serenity prayer, 12 simple steps, and taking it one day at at time....you are now free to post.



and the unban message would be:

After a successful
No. 1362 ID: e7b85d
USER WAS GIVEN THE H1NI VACCINE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SUCKED OUT OF THE AIRLOCK FOR THIS POST

USER DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER FOR THIS POST

USER WAS BEHEADED BY THE TALIBAN FOR THIS POST

USER'S CHUTE FAILED TO OPEN DURING THIS POST

USER WAS BUBBA'D FOR THIS POST
No. 1370 ID: db9694
USER'S SIDEARM WAS TAKEN OUT OF SERVICE FOR THIS POST
No. 1372 ID: 8b7060
User was drafted for this post
You're in the army now
The draft board pulled your name while posting on
The enemy received freedom and democracy just as you were shipping off!!!!
No. 1373 ID: 8b7060
User was sniped for this po-
You were snip-
You were sniped while posting on-
You have been unba-
No. 1382 ID: 8c36df
USER TRIED TO POP PILLS AS HARD AS HM FOR THIS POST

USER ATE HM'S STASH FOR THIS POST

USER TRIPPED BALLS HARDER THEN HM FOR THIS POST
No. 1383 ID: 49962d
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS SENT TO THE EASTERN FRONT.
USER WAS FORCED TO USE A FIRST ISSUE M16A1 FOR THIS POST.
USER SUFFERED A SPETZNAZ BACKFLIPPING HATCHET THROW ATTACK FOR THIS POST.
USER DIDN'T KEEP HIS BOOGER HOOKER OF THE BANG SWITCH ON THIS POST.
USER IS ONLY ALLOWED TO OWN FLINTLOCKS FOR THIS POST.
USER WAS SENT TO MUMBAI FOR THIS POST.
No. 1384 ID: 49962d
USER WAS BANNED IN BRITAIN FOR THIS POST.
No. 1421 ID: a8e674
USER WON A TRIP TO THE ISLAND FOR THIS POST
USER WENT BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS THE TARGET OF A CONSPIRACY INVOLVING THIS POST
USER WAS ENTRAPPED BY THE ATF FOR THIS POST
USER VISITED A THAI HOOKER WITH THIS POST
USER ANGERED FRANK CASTLE WITH THIS POST
USER TRIED TO ROB A GUNSTORE FOR THIS POST
USER LOOKED DOWN THE BARREL TO SEE IF THIS POST WAS LOADED
USER WENT TO CHANGE TARGETS ON A HOT RANGE FOR THIS POST
USER EXPERIENCED A DEADLY RICOCHET OFF THIS POST
No. 1438 ID: 096d93
>USER TRIED TO ROB A GUNSTORE FOR THIS POST

Shit actually works sometimes...
No. 1444 ID: 308c77
USER's SHOTGUN BARREL LENGTH WAS 1/4" TOO SHORT FOR THIS POST
No. 1446 ID: 5e6088
USER ATE A PINEAPPLE FOR THIS POST
No. 1447 ID: 5e6088
USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS BOAST
No. 1454 ID: 709cfd
USER In July 2008, hostilities escalated between Georgia and its breakaway state of South Ossetia, with increases in missile bombardment of Georgian villages by Ossetian separatists.[citation needed] Russia and Georgia had each amassed larger military forces near their respective borders with South Ossetia. After the Georgian bombing of the South Ossetian capital, Tskhinvali in the late evening of August 7, Georgian armed forces began pushing into South Ossetia, supported by their artillery and multiple rocket launcher fire.[46] Russia reported that several Russian peacekeepers stationed in South Ossetia were killed. At dawn of August 8 forces of the Russian 58th Army entered South Ossetia through the Russian-controlled Roki tunnel, and the Russian air-force launched a series of coordinated air strikes against multiple targets within Georgian territory.[47] As justification for their invasion and air strikes, Russia also claimed the Georgian army was responsible for killing 1,600 South Ossetian civilians. However, these allegations have not been substantiated, and Human Rights Watch investigators in South Ossetia accused Russia of exaggerating the scale of such casualties.[48]

As Russia and Georgia both sent troops into South Ossetia, the conflict between Georgia on the one side and Russia, Ossetian, and later, Abkhazian separatists on the other quickly escalated into the full scale 2008 war. Due to the intensive fighting in South Ossetia there were many disputed reports about the number of casualties on both sides, which targets had fallen under aerial attacks, the status of troop movements, and the most current location of the front line between the Georgian and Russian-Ossetian combat units.[49] After a few days of heavy fighting Georgian troops were driven from South Ossetia. The advance of Russian forces from South Ossetia into undisputed Georgia territory was accompanied by unverified reports of looting, burning, and killing of civilians by Russian military and accompanying irregulars.[50] By August 11, Russian military troops in Abkhazia, the other separatist Georgian province, executed a second invasion and seized additional territory in Western Georgia.[51] On August 12, President Medvedev announced an intent to halt further Russian military operations in Georgia.[52] FOR THIS POST
No. 1456 ID: 2d5155
USER WAS THE ONLY ONE PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH FOR THIS POST
No. 1477 ID: fb529a
USER DID NOT WATCH VDV FOR THIS POST

YOU DID NOT WATCH VDV

THE RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS IMPRISONED YOU FOR NOT WATCHING THEIR FABULOUS MUSIC VIDEO

YOU WERE RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER WATCHING VDV AND ENJOYING IT!
No. 1482 ID: 2730e1
>>1438
hence the key word "tried"
:)

Also:

USER WENT DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY FOR THIS POST
USER'S BARREL SHROUD WAS UP FOR THIS POST
No. 1483 ID: 3052cd
USER WAS BEHEADED IN CHECHNYA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RESCUED BY SPETSNAZ FOR THIS POST

(remember the whole bodybags motivator for spetsnaz hostage rescue)
No. 1488 ID: ff0bfe
USER GOT STUCK WITH H&S COMPANY FOR THIS POST
USER GOT PIPELINED TO HSL EAST FOR THIS POST
No. 1489 ID: 7dee2d
>>1483

I think we have (or at least used to have) the rescued by Spetsnaz one.
No. 1495 ID: ed7a5b
>>1489
USER WAS SAVED BY SPETSNAZ
No. 1504 ID: ff56cc
USER MISSED THE LAST CHOPPER OUT OF SAIGON FOR THIS POST
No. 1506 ID: c104a4
(USER TRIED TO BOARD MAJOR'S TRAIN)
(USER'S BOLT WAS HIJACKED BY MAJOR MAXI)
(USER BIT MAXI'S BULLET FOR THIS POST)
(USER TOOK A RIDE ON THE B-TRAIN HEADING TO BOLTVILLE)
No. 1528 ID: d4a2fb
USER WAS TORTURED BY THE COMMUNIST FOR THIS POST
No. 1869 ID: 3e9158
(USER WAS WATERBOARDED FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS INTERROGATED BY THE SPANISH INQUISITION FOR THIS POST)
(USER DRANK ANTIFREEZE WITH RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS IN AFGHANISTAN THEN LIT A CIGARETTE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EATEN BY POL POT FOR THIS POST)
(USER DEPLOYED AS A PARATROOPER WITHOUT A PARACHUTE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS FORCED TO CATCH CLAY PIDGEONS WITH HIS TEETH DURING A SHOOT FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EXILED TO 4CHAN FOR THIS POST)
(USER STEPPED ONTO A VIETCONG DUNG-FILLED BAMBOO SPIKE PIT FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS FORCED TO DRINK AGENT ORANGE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS TIED TO A BUNKERBUSTER FOR THIS POST)
(USER LOADED .40 INTO A 9MM GLOCK FOR THIS P- *BOOM*)
No. 1871 ID: d94555
USER FOUND TWO AMERICANS GIRLS IN THIS POST
No. 1876 ID: 79664c
FOR THIS POST, SERV TALKED TO AN EMPTY PHONE
No. 1878 ID: 3cf601
USER WAS SENT TO A REEDUCATION CAMP FOR THIS POST.

USER LOOKED AT THIS LOUSY SANDWICH FOR THIS POST

USER RODE LITTLE BOY INTO HIROSHIMA FOR THIS POST
alternatively
USER RODE FAT MAN INTO NAGASAKI FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DRAWN AND QUARTERED FOR THIS POST

USER DIDN'T GET THAT CRAP OFF HIS AK

USER CHOP TOPPED WALT'S GRAN TORINO LIKE ONE OF THOSE BEANERS

USER PAINTED SOME IDIOTIC FLAMES ON WALT'S GRAN TORINO LIKE SOME WHITE TRASH HILLBILLY

USER PUT A BIG GAY SPOILER ON THE REAR END LIKE YOU SEE ON ALL THE OTHER ZIPPERHEADS' CARS

USER DIDN'T GET OFF WALT'S LAWN
No. 1885 ID: 7b657c
USER WASN'T GOOD TO GO FOR THIS POST
No. 1901 ID: 2e1323
>>1093

full messages:

USER WALKED THE PLANK FOR THIS POST (BAN)

BLACKBEARD CAPTURED YOUR BOAT WHILE POSTING ON: (EXPLANATION)

YOU WERE SAVED BY ROBERT MAYNARD!!!!! (UNBAN)




YOU RECIEVED THE DEDOVSHINA FOR THIS POST (BAN)

YOU WERE WELCOMED BY YOUR CONSCRIPTION SENIORS WHILE POSTING ON: (EXPLANATION)


FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!! (UNBAN MSG)


USER WAS SENT TO PLACE A STICKYBOMB FOR THIS POST (BAN)

YOU BLEW UP INTO PIECES WHILE POSTING ON (EXPLANATION)


YOU WERE SAVED BY ANGELS ON YOUR SHOULDERS!!! (UNBAN)



it actually took a while to think of these, so please, include them.

thank you!
No. 2017 ID: 117c56
File: sug2017_newmsg.png-(22.74KB, 888x472, newmsg.png)
2017
i added 10 new ones. keep the ideas coming.
No. 2018 ID: c104a4
>>2017
CQB Bro.
No. 2019 ID: 117c56
>>2018
fixed. thanks for noticing.
No. 2022 ID: d94555
>>2019
Waterboarded
No. 2023 ID: 117c56
i suck at the SPELLING
No. 2024 ID: c104a4
YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER IN THE PAST.

You removed yourself from existence by sexing your own mom.

You came back in a parallel universe!
No. 2025 ID: 117c56
>>2024
thats way too "i'm my own grampa"ish and less OPERATOR
No. 2026 ID: c104a4
>>2025
Marty is Operator.

Eh rides skate/hoverboards and eh only afraids of bully.
No. 2027 ID: 13d0f4
USER RESERVED A SEAT ON SUPER-SIX-FOUR FOR THIS POST

YOU GOT THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF YOU BY THE SKINNIES WHILE POSTING ON:

DELTA OPERATORS SAVED YOUR ASS FROM AIDS
No. 2030 ID: c104a4
>>2027

HAHAHA
No. 2032 ID: 3749e8
USER MOVED TO BRITAIN FOR THIS POST
No. 2033 ID: cd8177
USER DIDN'T FOLLOW GROOMAN STANDARDS IN THIS POST
No. 2034 ID: d94555
File: sug2034_20090719after.gif-(36.68KB, 621x413, 20090719after.gif)
2034
>>2033
No. 2042 ID: 84c295
something with muzzle control or trigger discipline. Not sure how I'd word this.

User did not ensure muzzle control when firing this post.

hmmmmm

user did not use trigger discipline for this post.

something.
No. 2058 ID: 23d9ef
>>2042
FOR THIS POST, USER KEPT HIS BOOGER HOOK ON THE BANG SWITCH
No. 2069 ID: b4d63c
File: sug2069_al_Gore_VietnamImage1.jpg-(60.62KB, 450x725, al_Gore_VietnamImage1.jpg)
2069
>>2042

User ND'd pulling an Al Gore.

User shot himself in the dome piece.

You weren't maintaining muzzle discipline.

Your domepiece has been restored.
No. 2070 ID: 84c295
>>2058
Perfect!
No. 2071 ID: 02d935
'user failed to maintain their weapon'
No. 2072 ID: b06619
USER TOUCHED THE REMOTE WHILE GUNNY WAS LOOKING

USER WAS FOUND BY THE THOUGHT POLICE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS NOT OSCAR MIKE

USER DID NOT FOLLOW MY TRACERS

USER CHOSE THE WRONG TIME TO RELOAD
No. 2091 ID: fc8e58
AFTER THIS POST, USER SNEEZED WHILE HOLDING THE CLACKER
USER ATE ALL THE CHARMS WHILE TYPING THIS
USER'S CALL FOR AIR SUPPORT WAS SLIGHTLY GARBLED
No. 2093 ID: a732d8
>>2091
Clackers are hard to "accidentally" set off...

Even when dropped.
No. 2095 ID: c29ea2
USER WAS SUED BY H&K FOR THIS POST
alternately
USER WAS SUED BY ROBINSON ARMS FOR THIS POST
No. 2100 ID: efd429
USER ANTAGONIZED CHARLES BRONSON FOR THIS POST
No. 2102 ID: 2792e2
>>2100
USER SHOT AT CHARLES BRONSON AND MISSED
No. 2106 ID: 23d9ef
FOR THIS POST, USER KEPT THREE PACKS OF CHARMS IN THEIR HUMVEE.
No. 2107 ID: 23d9ef
>>2106
Also,
FOR THIS POST USER LOST THE NUCLEAR FOOTBALL.
No. 2114 ID: 020e20
(USER FORGOT TO UNLOAD BEFORE CLEANING BECAUSE OF THIS POST)

(USER WAS FORCED TO WATCH THE BRADY BUNCH FOR THIS POST)
No. 2131 ID: fc8e58
THIS POST ANGERED LIAM NEESON
No. 2132 ID: fc8e58
USER DID NOT MAINTAIN SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

Oh, and Serv, I've only ever seen those gook traps spelled punji.
No. 2135 ID: b4cea5
>>2132 Didn't they smear dung/feces on them to infect the wounds?
No. 2136 ID: b4cea5
>>1421 USER LOOKED DOWN THE BARREL TO SEE IF THIS POST WAS LOADED

Brilliant.
No. 2140 ID: fc8e58
>>2135

That's what I've read, yeah.
No. 2156 ID: 5fd6ac
USER WAS PURGED THROUGH THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN BY THIS POST
No. 2174 ID: cd6d76
USER CAUGHT SHRAPNEL FOR THIS POST
USER WAS FLASHED AND BANGED FOR THIS POST
USER WAS COCKED FOR THIS POST
USER OVERCOOKED THIS POST
USER CUT THE WRONG WIRE

or why not have them be something that doesn't start with "USER"?

DOVES GO HOME
TANGO DOWN
etc.
No. 2175 ID: 5e6088
USER WAS FRAGGED FOR THIS POST
No. 2205 ID: 23d9ef
FOR THIS POST, RAMIREZ HUNTED DOWN THIS USER.
No. 2212 ID: 8006dd
USER PULLED FORWARD ASSIST LIKE CHARGING HANDLE FOR THIS POST
No. 2238 ID: fc8e58
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
No. 2247 ID: 23d9ef
>>2238
Actually, this is pretty fucking awesome.
No. 2251 ID: d7d341
USER STEPPED ON A LANDMINE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS RAIDED BY THE BATFE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS GARROTED FOR THIS POST
No. 2254 ID: 7699c1
(USER FAILED TO OUTSMART BULLET WITH THIS POST)
(USER WAS KICKVOTED FOR THIS POST)
No. 2260 ID: 979520
USER DID NOT MAINTAIN GROOMIN STANDARDS FOR THIS POST
No. 2262 ID: 2429f8
USER FIRED .40 +P+ FOR THIS POST
No. 2265 ID: fc8e58
>>2247

Why, thank you!
No. 2267 ID: 6a0363
USER IS OSCAR MIKE FOR THIS POST.
No. 2271 ID: 308c77
USER WAS MISTAKEN AS RAMIREZ FOR THIS POST
USER MOVED TO [BRITAIN, CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK CITY, AUSTRALIA] FOR THIS POST.
USER GOT SHOT BY THE BORDER PATROL FOR THIS POST
USER BROKE FEDERAL LAW FOR THIS POST
USER DIDN'T PAY HIS TAX STAMP FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO FILL OUT THE 4773 FOR THIS POST
No. 2272 ID: 3f7260
USER'S GIRLFRIEND WAS NAILED BY JODIE FOR THIS POST

YOUR GIRLFRIEND GOT BANGED WHILE YOU WERE DEPLOYED

Jodie was slamming your girlfriend while you were posting on

YOU GOT A THREE DAY LEAVE!
No. 2275 ID: 5ddb74
USER WAS FOUND HOARDING JELLY DOUGHNUTS FOR THIS POST

THE SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR FOUND YOUR DOUGHNUT

The gunny found your contraband doughnut while you were fagging up:

PYLE, 0300, YOU MADE IT!
No. 2276 ID: 2e839c
USER WAS HORSE WHIPPED FOR THIS POST

USER YELLED OUT OORAH IN AN ARMY BARRACKS

USER CALLED IN ARTILLERY THAT WAS TOO DANGER CLOSE FOR THIS POST

USER PARTICIPATED IN ANDROIDGATE

USER'S PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS WERE IMPURIFIED FOR THIS POST

USER DECIDED TO BOMB MONTE CASSINO FOR THIS POST

USER ARGUED WITH VIETNAM TOM ABOUT A SHOESHINE FOR THIS POST
No. 2289 ID: c45abb
"The death panel has deemed you too unproductive to live. Goodbye, grandma."
No. 2295 ID: 8b7060
USER WAS SENT TO THE EASTERN FRONT FOR THIS POST
No. 2312 ID: fc8e58
USER PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO VISIT DRESDEN
USER GOT A JOB AT THE KRUPPS FACTORY
WHEN FIRE BROKE OUT, USER GOT SEALED INSIDE THIS POST
USER WANDERED INTO SIMO'S SIGHTS
No. 2323 ID: c64acd
USER WAS NOT PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH TO HANDLE THE GLOCK 40
USER WAS CAUGHT IN A BLOWOUT
USER DID NOT GET OUT OF HERE (STALKER)
USER JUST STOOD THERE, AND DID NOT COME IN
USER WAS KNIFED BY THE WATERMELON
USER SPOKE RUSSIAN
USER MOVED TO BRITAIN
No. 2324 ID: 096d93
>>2323
>WAS PROFESHUNAL ENUFF
No. 2327 ID: 2e59b6
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THIS POST WAS BANNED FOR USER
USER WAS DISAPPEARED FOR THIS POST
USER WASN'T 992r COMPLIANT WITH THIS POST
USER TRIED TO TAKE THE FALKLANDS WITH THIS POST
No. 2333 ID: 42272d
USER FLEW HIS CASSESNA INTO THE I.R.S. BUILDING FOR THIS POST
No. 2334 ID: 42272d
USER SHOOK HANDS WITH CASTRO FOR THIS POST
No. 2335 ID: 42272d
USER TOOK MAO'S GREAT LEAP FORWARD FOR THIS POST
No. 2342 ID: 19a987
USER LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF STALIN FOR THIS POST
No. 2362 ID: c27ff8
File: sug2362_commies.jpg-(25.36KB, 525x191, commies.jpg)
2362
>>2342
>>2335
>>2334
What is this mickey mouse shit?
No. 2377 ID: 19a987
>>2362
ideas come slow.
No. 2399 ID: 8b81b7
USER ANGERED LT.GEN. PULLER
USER WAS SENT ON A KAMIKAZE MISSION
USER WAS ASSIGNED KP DUTY
USER INVOLVED HIMSELF IN MICKEY MOUSE SHIT
USER DREW ENEMY FIRE
USER TRIED TO JUGGLE LIVE GRENADES
USER DIED IN A DRIVE-BY BAYONETING
USER WED SARAH McCARTHY
USER WAS ASSIGNED TO OPFOR FOR A LIVE-FIRE EXERCISE
No. 2408 ID: 23d9ef
>>2399
>USER DIED IN A DRIVE-BY BAYONETING
I lol'ed heartily.
No. 2413 ID: 096d93
>USER DIED IN A DRIVE-BY BAYONETING

MWAHAHAH MY DREAMS HAVE COME TO FRUITION!
No. 2415 ID: dd33f6
File: sug2415_snakesuicide.jpg-(13.98KB, 598x400, snakesuicide.jpg)
2415
USER COMPLETED HIS FINAL MISSION FOR THIS POST
No. 2419 ID: 1c0e60
USER BOWED TO THE SAUDI KING FOR THIS POST
No. 2423 ID: facc93
USER CARRIED A CAMERA INTO A COMBAT ZONE FOR THIS POST
No. 2424 ID: facc93
>>2423
USER TIED AN ORANGE PANEL TO THE HOOD OF HIS CAR FOR THIS POST
No. 2425 ID: 096d93
USER ANGERED (Mod Name) WITH THIS POST

USER DISSED ON BAYONETS ON PANAMAJACK'S CORNER

USER HELD BUCKYBALLS' STOCK ADAPTER AND GLOCK AT THE SAME PLACE AND SAME TIME.

USER WAS TROLLED HARD AND PUT AWAY WET BY A PERVASIVE VAGRANT

USER STATUS [x] TOLD [ ] NOT TOLD

USER WASN'T COMBAT EFFECTIVE

USER GOT BITCHED OUT BY NUTNFANCY FOR HALL MONITOR TENDENCIES

USER SPENT TIME ARGUING WITH VENJUDE

USER PISSED OFF SERVS TORTOISES

USER DID NOT COMMIT TO THE MANEUVER

USER WAS BLIND AS STEVIE WONDER IN HIS FUCKING NVGS

USER GHOST RODE THE MRAP AND GOT THE CAPTAIN'S MAST

USER WAS TARGETED BY OBAMA'S ADMINISTRATION WHILE OUTSIDE THE US.
No. 2428 ID: 23d9ef
>>2425
>USER GOT BITCHED OUT BY NUTNFANCY FOR HALL MONITOR TENDENCIES
USER WAS SHOT BY NUTNFANCY FOR NOT OWNING A GLOCK
No. 2429 ID: fc8e58
>>2428

USER'S WEAPON WAS FOURTEEN GRAMS TOO HEAVY
No. 2435 ID: facc93
USER TOOK A FLIGHT WITH THE PRESIDENT OF POLAND FOR THIS POST
No. 2436 ID: a732d8
>>2435
USER DISLIKED RUSSIA

Instead of the USER BLANKED BLANK FOR THIS POST just writing.

"I'M JUST KIDDING PUTIN I LOVE RUSSIA PLEASE NO GOD N-"
No. 2523 ID: 5e6088
USER MET DELTA FOR THIS POST
USER UNDERWENT SURGERY FOR THIS POST
USER WAS DISCONNECTED FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A STRONGLY WORDED PHONE CALL FOR THIS POST

USER SUFFERED AN UNEXPECTED HEART ATTACK FOR THIS POST
No. 2525 ID: fc8e58
USER WAS POKED IN THE HEEL WITH AN UMBRELLA

USER'S TEA TASTED FUNNY, BUT HE DRANK IT ANYWAY
No. 2548 ID: 2e59b6
USER WAS [CLASSIFIED] FOR THIS POST

Ban explanation
No one knows what happened to you while posting on

Unbanned
Your file has been unclassified!
No. 2551 ID: facc93
>>2548
USER WAS REDACTED FOR THIS POST

Your identity was crossed out with a permanent marker!

Nevermind, you were just turned into spoiler text.
No. 2586 ID: dd33f6
USER BECAME WORM FOOD FOR THIS POST
No. 2600 ID: de4172
A homegrown one:
USER WORE THE COLOR RED IN THAILAND FOR THIS POST

some other ones:
USER MET UP WITH ARMIN MEIWES FOR THIS POST
USER RECIEVED A SCARY BLACK RIFLE FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT POINT CLAYMORE TOWARDS ENEMY FOR THIS POST
USER WAS FED TO THE SAARLAC FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT AVOID BACKBLAST FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER PLAYED FETCH WITH A SOVIET ANTI-TANK DOG
USER WAS DEPLOYED WITH THE TYPE 94 SHIJI KENJU FOR THIS POST

That's all for now
No. 2614 ID: 59c603
>>2600
>USER DID NOT POINT FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY FOR THIS POST
fixed
No. 2615 ID: 81dda0
USER BOUGHT AND FIRED A SEMI-AUTO .17HMR WEAPON FOR THIS POST
No. 2616 ID: a732d8
>>2614
I think that one is already around.
No. 2617 ID: 1e9c98
FOR THIS POST, USER HAD 32 GUNS AND 12,500 ROUNDS OF AMMUNITION CONFISCATED FROM THEIR HOME AT 302 WOODLAND ROAD, MADISON, NEW JERSEY

or how about

FOR THIS POST, USER WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY BY SGT. STEVE CARPENTER AND LT. DARREN DACHISEN


I still love you, Admiral Roflcakes.
No. 2630 ID: 7e9f2d
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS JAPANESE FISHERMAN AT CASTLE BRAVO

FOR THIS POST YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
No. 2634 ID: a732d8
(DISREGARD THIS TRANSMISSION OUT)
No. 2637 ID: 030aa2
(USER WAS ACCUSED OF TYPING LIKE HM FOR THIS POST)
No. 2638 ID: a732d8
>>2637
(USER RAGEQUIT FOR NOT GETTING THE GUY TYPING WITH LINE BREAKS BANNED)
Or some shit, I haven't been banned for using line breaks and shit.

Most people do it around here anyway.
No. 2672 ID: ca657b
USER ORDERED A LARGE FARVA FOR THIS POST
USER DISHONORED HIS FAMILY WITH THIS POST, HE KNOW WHAT HE MUST DO
BRB ATF (I like this one, surprised i havent seen it yet)
USER PREFERS TO USE "THUG AIM" FOR THIS POST
USER COOKED A GRENADE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO KINDER/K/ FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TARGETED BY SKYNET FOR THIS POST
USER HAD A NOT-SO-FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSILE INBOUND
USER IGNORED DANGER CLOSE FOR THIS POST
USER NAMED HIS DOG "BULLPUP" FOR THIS POST
USER FACED THE BEAR JEW FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO PAY HIS DEBT TO JABBA THE HUT FOR THIS POST
or alternatively
USER WAS FED TO THE SARLACC FOR THIS POST (not sure if that's how you spell it's name)
USER JUST COULDN'T GET IT UP AFTER THIS POST
and thats all for now
No. 2679 ID: 2e59b6
USER WAS CAUGHT IN A STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK THREAD FOR THIS POST
No. 2686 ID: 3ebe73
(FOR THIS POST, USER WAS HANDPICKED TO PILOT OBAMA'S PERSONAL TILTROTOR AIRCRAFT)
No. 2688 ID: 117c56
>>2672
i like a bunch of these.
expect to see a few in rotation soon.
No. 2693 ID: 117c56
USSR WAS DISBANDED FOR THIS POST
No. 2703 ID: 280358
USER WAS V& FOR DROPPING THOSE CHAMBERS IN DURING THIS POST
No. 2705 ID: 4406b6
USER HAD EVIDENCE PLANTED BY THE ATF FOR THIS POST

USER VOLUNTEERED FOR CHERNOBYL CLEANUP DUTY FOR THIS POST

USER DON'T SURF

USER BOMBED PEARL HARBOR WHILE THE CARRIERS WERE AT SEA

USER DID NOT STROVE FOR THIS POST

USER PLAYED WITH FIRE FOR THIS POST

USER MISCALCULATED THE WINDAGE FOR THIS POST

USER ATTEMPTED RATIONAL CONVERSATION WITH CAROLYN MCCARTHY FOR THIS POST
No. 2711 ID: a732d8
USER FORGOT HIS EARPRO DURING THIS POST.

USER DID NOT HOLD HIS FIRE ON THIS POST.

USER RESTED EVEN THOUGH HE'S WICKED.

USER TESTED NEW GLOCK ARS FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS DRAGGED AROUND BACK AND SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING HEAD FOR THIS POST.

(LOL DOORKICK)
No. 2713 ID: 19d87b
USER POINTED OUT THE NEED FOR A /REVIEW/ BOARD
USER SAID AIRSOFT WAS G2G FOR BATTLE RATTLE IN /REVIEW/
USER WOULDN'T STOP BUGGING SERV FOR A /REVIEW/ BOARD
No. 2714 ID: a732d8
>>2713
USER NEEDS TO REVIEW THE /REVIEW/ BOARD.

USER WILL BE REVIEWED SHORTLY

USER WAS BEATEN EXCESSIVELY DURING RESISTANCE.
No. 2715 ID: 024ccc
THE STATE SEES ALL DO NOT INSURRECT
No. 2723 ID: 9ac359
USER WORE A RED SHIRT IN BANGKOK FOR THIS POST
USER PISSED OFF THE WRONG YUGOSLAV WITH THIS POST
USER CROSSED THE IRANIAN BORDER FOR THIS POST
USER FLASHED HIS ANKLES IN IRAN FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO DRIVE A YUGO ACROSS THEM MACKINAC BRIDGE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SERVED A NO-KNOCK WARRANT FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT PAY HIS TAXSTAMP FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO USE 7.62x39mm IN A NUGGET FOR THIS POST
USER PUBLISHED A MUHAMMAD CARTOON FOR THIS POST
No. 2724 ID: 9ac359
USER DID NOT HAVE A ID IN ARIZONA FOR THIS POST
USER HAS BEACHFRONT LOUISIANA PROPERTY FOR THIS POST
USER WENT SOUTH OF THE BORDER FOR THIS POST
USER FELL ON A PILE OF MOSIN NAGRANT BAYONETS FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO USE A Five-SeveN FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT TAKE THE PILLS AS PROSCRIBED BY DR. H. M.
USER ATTEMPTED TO RAID GM'S HOUSE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS ALLAH AKBARED BY GOSPELMAN FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A GM ISLAM THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A BROSEPH VS GOSPELMAN THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO REASON WITH BROSEPH FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO FIND EXTENDED CLIPS FOR HIS DEAGLE FOR THIS POST
No. 2873 ID: ca657b
USER POSTED SHIT ON MY OPCHAN, BIG MISTAKE
TANGO DOWN
USER GOT HIS 72 VIRGINS FOR THIS POST
USER HAD TOO MUCH STOPPING POWER FOR THIS POST
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX
No. 2889 ID: 574dbb
User went inna woods for this post
No. 2890 ID: 574dbb
USER WENT OVER THE TOP FOR THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, USER WAS RESCUED FROM BLACK SEPTEMBER
No. 2905 ID: f406fe
USER WAS SPOTTED BY SIMO FOR THIS POST

USER WAS PROTESTANT IN DUBLIN FOR THIS POST
No. 2906 ID: eb1103
USER WAS NAMED A BABYKILLER BY THE MEDIA FOR THIS POST

USER DID NOT TAP, RACK, OR BANG FOR THIS MISPOST

USER BOUGHT A TICKET ON A PALESTINIAN FLOTILLA FOR THIS POST

USER GOT INTO A MEXICAN TROLLOFF WITH SACM AND OPIE FOR THIS POST
No. 2913 ID: 20e74f
>USER STOOD IN FRONT OF AN IDF BULLDOZER FOR THIS POST
>USER MET THE BEAR JEW FOR THIS POST
>USER WAS BANNED "FOR THE CHILDREN"
>USER JOINED THE BRADY BUNCH FOR THIS POST
>USER'S COMPOUND WAS REMODELED BY THE ATF FOR THIS POST
>WBC BOYCOTTED THIS USER
>USER WAS CAST IN MOVIE WITH MEGAN FOX FOR THIS POST
>USER READ TWILIGHT FOR THIS POST
No. 2914 ID: 20e74f
USER WENT SWIMMING WITH TED KENNEDY FOR THIS POST
No. 2917 ID: aaff85
USER TOUCHED A COWBOYS HAT FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER TRIED TO FUCK MY COWS
USER HELPED AN ESCAPED SLAVE FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER MET GENERAL FORREST AT PITSBURG LANDING
USER TRIED TO STOP GENERAL FORREST LEAVING FORT DONNELSON FOR THIS POST
No. 2934 ID: 6bc155
USER WALKED ONTO A TEXAN'S LAWN FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A BROSEPH THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO MUG SOMEONE WITH A DEAGLE DURING THIS POST
USER FILMED A POLICE OFFICER IN MARYLAND FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO SUCK SERV'S KOSHER COCK FOR THIS POST
USER HELD A CAMERA WHILE A APACHE WAS OVERHEAD DURING THIS POST
USER CALLED IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT WHILE WEARING A BRITISH UNIFORM FOR THIS POST
No. 2939 ID: efaead
USER BROKE A WAGON AXLE FOR THIS POST
USER GOT CHOLERA AND DIED
(Sorry, been playing me some Oregon trail)
USER SAVED A JELLY DONUT FOR THIS POST
USER COULD NOT RE ENTER THE POD BAY DOORS FOR THIS POST
No. 2942 ID: 7cd1a7
USER WAS COUGARED FOR THIS POST
USER SAVED ABRAHAM REYES FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TIED TO TRAIN TRACKS FOR THIS POST
USER TRIED TO KNIFE FIGHT A BEAR FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT KEEP THE ARROW OUT OF THE RED FOR THIS POST
USER RAN OUT OF DEAD EYE WHILE TYPING THIS POST
USER WAS NOT A QUICKDRAW
USER MET A MARSTON FOR THIS POST
USER MET SOMEBODY WHO KNEW THEM
USER WENT FOR A SWIM FOR THIS POST
No. 2945 ID: facc93
USER ASKED CONGRESSMAN ETHERIDGE IF HE SUPPORTS THE OBAMA AGENDA FOR THIS POST

WHO'RE YOU? WHO'RE YOU? WHO'RE YOU?
No. 2980 ID: cd66df
USER BECAME A BRANCH DIVIDIAN FOR THIS POST
No. 2981 ID: cd66df
USER DID NOT CEASE FIRE
No. 2982 ID: cd66df
USER WENT INTO THE DANGER ZONE WITH THIS POST
No. 2983 ID: a732d8
USER DIDN'T CHECK ENTRYWAY

USER TURTLE'D ON HIS ROPE

USER HAD HIS ROPE CUT

USER WAS TOO FAT FOR THE ROPE

INEXPERIENCED USER THOUGHT A BERETTA U22 NEOS IS A GREAT HOME DEFENSE TOOL.
(I know a guy that believes that.)
No. 2984 ID: a732d8
These would be hilarious.
(LOL DOORKICK)

(DISREGARD THIS TRANSMISSION OUT)
No. 2985 ID: 47116a
USER WAS SUMMONED BY OBAMA FOR THIS POST

IN THIS POST, GEN. USER MADE FUN OF OBAMA

USER OFFERED LETTER OF RESIGNATION IN THIS POST

USER RECEIVED 72 VIRGINS FOR THIS POST

USER COLLABORATED WITH SEN. McCarthy in this post

USER PILOTED A CHOPPER IN THE VICINITY OF JOHN MCCLAIN FOR THIS POST

USER HAD A LOOSE GRIP WHILE SHOOTING A DEAGLE AND HAD HIS TONGUE OUT IN THIS POST

USER WAS ONLY GIVEN A CLIP DURING THE BATTLE OF STALINGRAD IN THIS POST

USER WAS INVOLVED IN THE KIDNAPPING OF SARAH FISHER IN THIS POST

USER WAS PUSHED OFF A LEDGE BY AGENT 47 IN THIS POST

USER GONE AWOL AFTER THIS POST

USER FAILED IFF IN THIS POST

USER WAS WORE BRITISH UNIFORM DURING A-10 CAS MISSION IN THIS POST

USER TRIED TO MAKE TEA IN THE TURRET OF A CENTURION Mk 5 AVRE IN THIS POST

USER RAN OUTTA BULLETS AND WASN'T JOHN McCLANE IN THIS POST
No. 2988 ID: ca657b
USER WAS TOO LEGIT TO QUIT, SO WE BANNED HIM
USER WAS TARGETED BY PAYBACK ENTERPRISES FOR THIS POST
USER THOUGHT GUN CONTROL MEANT SWITCHING TO FULL-AUTO
USER PURCHASED A DEAGLE IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN .50AE FOR THIS POST
USER JOINED THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB FOR THIS POST
No. 2990 ID: 33e97f
(USER WAS RELIEVED OF DUTY FOR THIS POST)
(USER HAD AN "ACCIDENT" FOR THIS POST)
(USER CUT THE WRONG WIRE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SENT TO SIBERIA FOR THIS POST)
(USER TOOK A WRONG TURN AND GOT LOST IN CAMDEN, NJ FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SHOT DOWN OVER BOSNIA FOR THIS POST)
(USER TRIED JUMPING THE BERLIN WALL FOR THIS POST)
(USER PLAYED BASEBALL WITH THE BEAR JEW FOR THIS POST)
(USER FIRED THE M29 DAVY CROCKETT FOR THIS POST)
(USER SPRAYED AND PRAYED FOR THIS POST)
(USER DRANK THE FLAVOR-AID FOR THIS POST)
No. 2991 ID: 86e1a8
>>2990

Some more:
(USER'S BUDDY TRIED CURVING THE BULLET FOR THIS POST)
(USER TRIED ROBBING A GUN STORE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS ORDERED TO CHARGE A MACHINE GUN NEST FOR THIS POST)
(USER'S HANDLOADS WERE TOO HOT FOR THIS POST)
(USER INVADED AMERICA FOR THIS POST)
(USER ATTACKED MOSCOW IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS BROADSIDED BY A FIRST-RATE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WORE CEMENT SHOES FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS GIVEN .45 CALIBER ASPIRIN FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SCALPED FOR THIS POST)
No. 2992 ID: 86e1a8
(USER FLEW AN IRANIAN AIRLINER OVER THE PERSIAN GULF FOR THIS POST)
No. 3000 ID: 3eabe4
User dry-fired a CZ-52 for this post
User had a negligent discharge with this post
User popped the glock for this post
No. 3001 ID: 2835c7
Can't sleep, got nothing else to do.

>USER WAS HARRASSED BY NUTNFANCY'S SISTER FOR THIS POST
>USER'S SCOPE LENS REFLECTED LIGHT FOR THIS POST
>USER LIMP WRISTED A THUNDER .50 FOR THIS POST
>USER DANCED IN A CROSSFIRE FOR THIS POST
No. 3006 ID: 00834d
-USER DID NOT TAP-RACK-BANG FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT DURACOAT THIS POST
-USER DID NOT USE CLP FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT TAKE THE CORIOLIS EFFECT INTO ACCOUNT FOR THIS POST
-USER WAS NOT HIGH SPEED, LOW DRAG IN THIS POST
-USER DID NOT HYDRATE FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT PLACE FRONT TOWARD ENEMY FOR THIS POST
No. 3009 ID: 95adc0
USER WAS (insert whatever here) FOR THIS POST, if you know what I mean.

USER'S NAME WAS BLACKED OUT OF THE OFFICIAL REPORT FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A MOZAMBIQUE DRILL FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SHOT IN THE FACE BY A 15 YEAR OLD FOR THIS POST
No. 3010 ID: c3ad3c
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE

USER WAS LEAKIN FOR THIS POST, CALL DA AMBERLAMPS

USER ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATED INTO ARIZONA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS CAUGHT TRESPASSING IN TEXAS FOR THIS POST

USER CAN GIVE HIS HEART TO GOD, BUT WILL GIVE HIS ASS TO THE BAN PAGE

USER HAS A HARD ON FOR THE BAN PAGE

USER TOOK A FLIGHT WITH THE PRESIDENT OF POLAND

USER WAS EATEN BY CAMEL SPIDERS FOR THIS POST

USER IS IN A WORLD OF SHIT

USER PUT ON THE DI'S HAT

Watched FMJ recently
No. 3014 ID: d183d1
USER GOT A SCREWDRIVER IN THE ARM FOR THIS POST.
FOR THIS POST THE USER'S WEAPON JAMMED.
USER GOT GARAND THUMB FOR THIS POST.
USER WAS ON THE RECEIVING END OF A CANISTER SHOT FOR THIS POST.
No. 3047 ID: 5c6788
USER PLAYED CHICKEN WITH A PLA TANK

oder...

USER PLAYED CHICKEN WITH A CHINESE TANK

Also, Serv if you read this, you still haven't fixed the spelling on the punji pit one.
No. 3048 ID: bd630c
USER SAT THROUGH A NUTNFANCY VIDEO FOR THIS POST
No. 3081 ID: d65107
(USER WAS BACKTRACED FOR THIS POST)

Props to SneakyKitteh.
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USER WAS REPORTED TO CYBER POLICE FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
USER DUN GOOFED UP FOR THIS POST
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USER FOLLOWED MY TRACERS FOR THIS POST
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USER WAS TOO WORTHY FOR THIS POST

Props to PJ if this succeeds.
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USER IS STILL LOOKING FOR THAT TUBE OF PROP WASH/CHEMLIGHT BATTERIES/FLIGHT LINE TAPE.

>>3098
The props would be to you as well bro, you posted it up in this thread and deserve credit where it's due.
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USER DIDN'T KEEP IT REAL WITH HIS CIVILIAN SHEEPDOGS FOR THIS POST
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USER BECAME CAPTIVATED BY GOEBBELS FOR THIS POST
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USER STRIPPED A PHILLIPS HEAD WITH THIS POST
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>>3110
USER WAS-GOD DAMMIT!

USER WAS SHOT DOWN OVER HANOI FOR THIS POST

USER'S OPERATOR STATUS WAS DOWNGRADED FROM TIER ONE TO SWITCHBOARD

USER WAS PROLLY BANNED FOR, LIKE, TWO SECONDS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS V&'D FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DROPPED IN A HOT LZ FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO DETROIT FOR THIS POST

USER WAS BOGGED DOWN IN TRENCH WARFARE FOR MANY YEARS, EXPERIENCING INCREDIBLE CASUALTIES AND STEADILY DECLINING MORALE, LEADING TO THE SIGNING OF A DEBILITATING PEACE TREATY IN JUNE, 1919 WHICH LEAD TO COMPLETE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND WIDESPREAD UNREST LEADING TO THE STEPPING DOWN OF THE KAISER AND THE RISE OF THE CHANCELLOR... ADOLF HITLER

shit, just the sheer number of super-long messages that we could make about wars...
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USER WAS TOO WORTHY FOR THIS POST
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USER HAS JUMPED IN FLYING TANK FOR THIS POST
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USER WASN'T LOADED FOR BEAR DURING THIS POST
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>>3114
see
>>3098
sage for my not contributan
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USER IS SECTION 8 FOR THIS POST
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