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No. 1088 ID: a65ee2 watch
ITT ban messages

USER WAS DRAFTED FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TEAMKILLED FOR THIS POST
USER SHOT A GLOCK FOR THIS POST
USER FIRED A DEAGLE SIDEWAYS FOR THIS POST
USER STARTED A 9MM VS. .45 THREAD FOR THIS POST
Expand all images
No. 1089 ID: 8b7060
USER JOINED THE RUSSIAN MILITARY FOR THIS POST
USER MADE GSGT. HARTMAN MAD WITH THIS POST or:
USER IS IN A WORLD OF SHIT FOR THIS POST
No. 1093 ID: 79b4e7
USER WALKED THE PLANK FOR THIS POST

USER RECIEVED THE DEDOVSHINA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO PLACE A STICKYBOMB FOR THIS POST
No. 1094 ID: 05d431
USER WAS SENT TO THE EASTERN FRONT FOR THIS POST.
No. 1095 ID: 7b657c
USER VERBED A NOUN FOR THIS POST

but seriously, i can't think of anything good
No. 1096 ID: 8b7060
>>1094
USER WAS SENT ON A SUICIDE MISSION FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE FRONT LINES FOR THIS POST

>>1089
FOR THIS POST, USER INCURRED GSGT. HARTMAN'S WRATH

USER WAS CAPTURED BY UNIT 731 FOR THIS POST
USER WAS REINCARNATED AS A JEW FOR THIS POST
USER DISSENTED AGAINST RUSSIA FOR THIS POST
No. 1097 ID: 8779fa
USER'S NAME AND ASS WERE DEALT WITH FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A GERBER KNIFE FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED BUBBLE GUM FOR THIS POST

USER WAS HANGED FROM THIS POST
No. 1098 ID: b7fe96
USER WAS FORCED TO PLAY MILE HIGH CLUB ON VETERAN

lolz
No. 1099 ID: 8b7060
>>1098
that's not so hard. the trick is to seamlessly pick up loaded weapons. also the hostage at the end, if you wait long enough, exposes his head anyway.
No. 1100 ID: 2879fb
USER HAD A BEER WITH OBAMA FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO ASSURE POSITIVE MAGAZINE EXTRACTION FOR THIS POST

USER WAS ASSIGNED TO THE CHARGE INTO NO MAN'S LAND FOR THIS POST

USER STOOD BEHIND THE ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR THIS POST

USER WANDERED INTO MOGADISHU FOR THIS POST.

USER BROKE GERMAN PURITY LAWS FOR THIS POST.
No. 1103 ID: 39777d
USER WAS SENT TO VIRGINIA TECH ON APRIL 16TH, 2007 FOR THIS POST

USER SHOT A GLOCK .40 FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT UP HILLARY CLINTON'S SNIZZ FOR THIS POST

USER WAS CAUGHT IN BACKBLAST FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SHOT IN A NIGGER DRIVE-BY FOR THIS POST

USER FORGOT TO CLEAR THE CHAMBER FOR THIS POST

USER MOUNTED HIS AIMPOINT BACKWARDS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO A FEMA CAMP FOR THIS POST

USER CONTRACTED SWINE FLU FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO CHERNOBYL FOR THIS POST

USER'S MOS WAS CHANGED TO 92S FOR THIS POST (hint: look it up)

USER BECAME JAMES YEAGER'S CAMERAMAN FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FORCED TO WATCH 'FUTURE WEAPONS' FOR THIS POST
No. 1104 ID: becb2b
USER WENT TO ALLAH'S SNACKBAR FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS ORDERED TO REMOVE OUT-OF-DATE GRENADE PRIMERS FOR THIS POST.

USER VOTED DEMOCRAT FOR THIS POST.

USER GOT TROD ON FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS UNABLE TO HAVE A TEA PARTY FOR THIS POST.

USER VOTED LIBERAL DEMOCRAT FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS ASSESED TO BE UNFIT FOR SERVICE FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS SOLD INTO SLAVERY FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS SENT OVER THE TOP FOR THIS POST.

USER LOOKED OVER THE PARAPIT FOR THIS POST.

USER SENT AN UNDERSTRENGTH DIVISION TO THE ARDEN FOR THIS POST.
No. 1105 ID: 8b7060
USER MAJORLY MALFUNCTIONED FOR THIS POST
No. 1107 ID: 39777d
USER WAS SNIPED BY THIS PO-
No. 1108 ID: 39777d
>>1107

Sorry, meant USER WAS SNIPED FOR THIS PO-
No. 1109 ID: 23d9ef
USER WAS SET TO REPAIR TELEPHONE LINES FOR THIS POST
USER WAS GIVEN LATRINE DUTY FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE BRIG FOR THIS POST
USER WAS GIVEN A LIVE GRENADE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS FORCED TO HOLD SHOOTING RANGE TARGETS FOR THIS POST
No. 1110 ID: 39777d
USER WAS ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED TO THE FACE FOR THIS POST
No. 1112 ID: 2879fb
USER DID NOT KEEP HIS POWDER DRY FOR THIS POST.

USER DID NOT CONFIRM TARGET FOR THIS POST.

USER GAVE THE WRONG COORDINATES FOR THIS POST.
No. 1113 ID: 7b657c
USER DIDN'T MEET GROOMAN STANDARDS FOR THIS POST
No. 1114 ID: ff0bfe
USER INVADED RUSSIA IN THE WINTER FOR THIS POST
No. 1115 ID: 39777d
USER ATE A CHEESE OMELET MRE FOR THIS POST
No. 1118 ID: f1e767
USER RAN INTO GRAZING FIRE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RODDED OFF THE RANGE FOR THIS POST

USER HAD TEA WITH HILLARY FOR THIS POST

USER WAS JUDGED BY SOTOMAYOR FOR THIS POST
No. 1119 ID: 067340
USER GHOSTED SERV IN IRC FOR THIS POST
No. 1120 ID: e18461
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS SENT TO AUSCHWITZ

USER MADE HIMSELF DINNER AFTER THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, CAPTAIN AMERICA FORCED USER TO CLEAR A MINEFIELD

USER WAS TAKEN HOSTAGE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FLASHBANGED FOR THIS POST

USER OVERDOSED ON H.M's PILLS FOR THIS POST
No. 1121 ID: b5ea77
USER TRIED TO SHAVE STALIN'S MUSTACHE FOR THIS POST
No. 1124 ID: 71cfa7
USER THREW HIMSELF INTO ENEMY FIRE WITH THIS POST

USER ACCIDENTALLY BLEW HIMSELF UP WITH THIS POST

USER'S POSITION WAS SHELLED FOR THIS POST

USER HAS DISAPPOINTED US FOR THE LAST TIME

THIS USER IS CURRENTLY ENJOYING A NICE ALL EXPENSES PAID VACATION FOR THIS POST

USER WAS FORCED TO WRITE BAN MESSAGES FOR THIS POST

POST WAS USERED FOR THIS BAN

USER FORGOT TO STUDY HISTORY

USER ATTEMPTED TO DODGE THE DRAFT WITH THIS POST

USER ANGERED THE WRONG TERRORIST WITH THIS POST SERIOUSLY HE WAS KILLED WITH A PISTOL FROM TEN MILES AWAY HOLY FUCK
No. 1126 ID: 3579c3
In light of >>>/n/18834

I suggest:

USER WAS CRUSHED BY LENIN'S STATUE FOR THIS POST

or something like that...
No. 1131 ID: 8b7060
USER APPEASED HITLER FOR THIS POST
No. 1132 ID: 3579c3
>>1131
After reading your post I got a mental image of someone tickling Adolf in a very sexually suggestive manner.
No. 1138 ID: ae897b
USER VIOLATED "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" FOR THIS POST
USER LOADED THE WRONG AMMO FOR THIS POST
USER BOARDED A U-BOAT FOR THIS POST
No. 1139 ID: 2e59b6
USER VIOLATED THE GENEVA CONVENTION WITH THIS POST
USER WAS BEHEADED FOR THIS POST
USER VACATIONED IN IRAQ FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TRAMPLED TO DEATH BY SHEEPLE FOR THIS POST
No. 1148 ID: 967fe4
Here's a few I posted in the ban thread
(USER HAD HIS WEEKEND PASS REVOKED FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS GIVEN A SUMMARIZED ARTICLE 15 FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS QUARTERDECKED FOR THIS POST)
No. 1152 ID: a473d8
USER WAS COURT MARSHALLED FOR THIS POST

USER WASHED OUT FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RAIDED FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DETAINED FOR THIS POST

USER WAS INTERROGATED BY JACK BAUER FOR THIS POST

USER FORGOT TO CHECK HIS CORNERS FOR THIS POST

USER TRIED TO BUY RED MERCURY FOR THIS POST

USER WAS IN DRESDEN (ANY CITY BLOWN TO HELL, REALLY) FOR THIS POST

USER DISHONORED HIS DAIMYO FOR THIS POST

USER FAILED THE MOTHER/FATHERLAND FOR THIS POST

USER'S CHUTE FAILED TO OPEN FOR THIS POST

USER FAILED IN THE COLOSSEUM FOR THIS POST

USER WAS GASSED FOR THIS POST

USER JOINED THE FFL FOR THIS POST

USER LOADED +P+ IN AN ANTIQUE

That's all I have in mind for now.
No. 1153 ID: b86a83
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
No. 1154 ID: 80db7e
IN A WORLD OF COMPROMISE, THIS USER DIDN'T
No. 1155 ID: 183d2d
USER WAS EXILED TO CALIFORNIA FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A NEW JOB IN CHICAGO FOR THIS POST
No. 1157 ID: 60cbde
USER WATERED THE TREE OF LIBERTY FOR THIS POST
No. 1158 ID: 3416f4
USER IS MIA FOR THIS POST
No. 1161 ID: 183d2d
FOR THIS POST, USER COLLABORATED WITH THE GERMANS AGAINST RUSSIA

USER'S AMERICAN AIR SUPPORT WAS WITHHELD FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO AN IRANIAN PRISON FOR THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, USER WENT TO CHECHNYA FOR JIHAD

USER RECEIVED A ONE-WAY TICKET TO PAKISTAN FOR THIS POST
No. 1164 ID: 4c53ae
File: sug1164_Upham.gif-(51.99KB, 321x240, Upham.gif)
1164
UPHAM WAS ASSIGNED TO USER'S UNIT FOR THIS POST.
No. 1179 ID: db9694
For use on /v/
USER PULLED THE EJECT HANDLE FOR THIS POST

USER HAD ARM RIPPED OFF BY AN AUTOLOADER FOR THIS POST

USER WILL BECOME PART OF A M1126 STRYKER CREW FOR THIS POST

Oh these are inspired by CoD4 :3
USER WAS ASSIGNED TO A NUCLEAR EMERGENCY SUPPORT TEAM FOR THIS POST
USER INCURRED KHALED AL-ASAD'S WRATH FOR THIS POST
No. 1182 ID: 23d9ef
>USER FAILED IN THE COLOSSEUM FOR THIS POST
Or a small variation:
USER GOT THE THUMBS DOWN FOR THIS POST
No. 1183 ID: 09c8c6
>>1182
>Thumbs down meaning kill

no
No. 1184 ID: c104a4
File: sug1184_k55424_c1.jpg-(39.67KB, 396x272, k55424_c1.jpg)
1184
USER TRIPPED ON A CLAYMORE.

USER PICKED LEAD AS HIS POISON
USER IS "HOLIER" THAN THOU NOW
USER DIDN'T CHECK TIMING AND HEADSPACE ON HIS M2

USER BIT THE CURB
USER ACCIDENTALLY THE LEVER ON A LOADED 203

USER IGNORED "BACKBLAST CLEAR"
USER TOOK EST2000 TOO SERIOUSLY
USER WAS SHOT ON SIGHT
USER MISSED THE ROPE
USER THOUGHT TIME WAS ON HIS SIDE

USER TRIPPED IN THE KZ
USER GOT LOST ON PATROL
USER LOST HIS HEMMET THAT WASN'T HIS TO LOSE.
USER BECAME PROPERTEH OF THIS UNITEHD STAHTS MUHREEEN CORE
USER FOLLOWED THE TRACERS
USER OPENED UP A DISCARDED CHOCOLATE BAR
No. 1185 ID: a01eff
USER GOT MARRIED FOR THIS POST.
No. 1192 ID: e18461
File: sug1192_refuse.png-(103.49KB, 300x307, refuse.png)
1192
(USER RESPECTFULLY REFUSED TO POINT OUT THE GERMAN POSITIONS)

Or just

(USER RESPECTFULLY REFUSED FOR THIS POST)
No. 1193 ID: 58f9a4
USER WENT HIKING IN KONGO FOR THIS POST
No. 1196 ID: 463778
USER ATE CHARMS FOR THIS POST
USER WENT OVER TO GSGT. HARTMAN'S HOUSE AND FUCKED HIS SISTER FOR THIS POST
USER TOUCHED HIS GUN DURING CEASE FIRE FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO POINT HIS WEAPON IN A SAFE DIRECTION FOR THIS POST
USER LOADED A 20 GAUGE SHELL INTO A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN FOR THIS POST
CPT. AMERICA DENIED THE USER TRANSPORTATION FOR THIS POST
USER WAS AUTOBALANCED FOR THIS POST
No. 1197 ID: f123c4
>>1179
>Oh these are inspired by CoD4 :3
Made me think of
(USER WAS DEEMED "CREW EXPENDABLE" FOR THIS POST)
No. 1198 ID: db9694
>>1197

(USER WAS TOPPLED BY A COUP FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EXECUTED DURING A LIVE BROADCAST FOR THIS POST)
No. 1199 ID: facc93
USER WAS DEMILLED FOR SALE AS A NON-FIREARM FOR THIS POST
No. 1200 ID: 308c77
USER CONCEAL CARRIED IN OBAMA's PRESENCE FOR THIS POST

USER GOT HIS HEART EATEN BY AN AFRICAN MILITIAMAN FOR THIS POST

USER SHOT THE DRILL SERGEANT AND HIMSELF FOR THIS POST.

USER DATED SARAH BRADY FOR THIS POST.
No. 1202 ID: 096d93
>>1193

Haha!

USER WAS SHITSTORMED FOR THIS POST
USER JAMMED A LORCIN
USER CONCEAL CARRIED A SINGLE ACTION LIKE A GANGSTA
USER SLAMFIRED HIS RIFLE TO PROVE A POINT FOR THIS POST

USER MADE A THRONE OF BAYONETS AND HAD TO SIT ON IT FOR THIS POST.
USER FORGOT HIS OAKLEYS.
USER WAS IN RTT CQB MANS WAY
USER GOT COCKY WITH SPETSNAZ
USER GOT INTO A DEADLIEST WARRIOR THREAD/MARATHON

USER FORGOT THAT KILL RADIUS IS OFTEN ONE MORE METER THAN YOU CAN JUMP.
USER NOW UNDERSTANDS SPLASH DAMAGE.

USER MOUNTED AN EOTECH ON A MAC WITHOUT A RAIL
USER PUT MORE THAN 500,000 ROUNDS THROUGH HIS STANDARD M9

USER HAD A DABBLE GLOCK WITH CHEESE.
No. 1203 ID: a100f1
File: sug1203_sample ban messages.png-(47.91KB, 1487x475, sample ban messages.png)
1203
damnnnn, y'all is too clever.

imma talk to serv and see what we can integrate.

also, remember that they come in this format:
No. 1204 ID: b40825
FOR THIS POST, USER GOT OUT OF HERE, STALKER
No. 1205 ID: 2e59b6
USER WAS ASSASSINATED BY TIME TRAVELERS FOR THIS POST.
USER VISITED DETROIT FOR THIS POST.
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS DEPORTED TO MEXICO.
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS DEPORTED TO CALIFORNIA.
USER DEFENDED THEMSELVES IN ENGLAND FOR THIS POST.
No. 1206 ID: 9b4641
USER TURNED INTO A RIGHT WINGED DOMESTICATED TERRORIST FOR THIS POST
No. 1221 ID: 5a41b9
USER PLAYED FOOTBALL WITH AN ARTILLERY ROUND FOR THIS POST
USER CAUGHT A BULLET WITH HIS FACE FOR THIS POST
USER CRASHED AND BURNED FOR THIS POST
USER PLAYED HIDE AND SEEK WITH VASILY ZAITSEV FOR THIS POST
USER GOT A MARINE TATTOO BEFORE GOING TO PARRIS ISLAND FOR THIS POST
USER BUBBAED A GARAND FOR THIS POST
No. 1225 ID: db9694
USSR DISBANDED FOR THIS POST
No. 1226 ID: 748f95
>>1225
Clever
No. 1227 ID: 096d93
USER GOT A MARINE CORPS MEDIC TATTOO BEFORE ENLISTING
No. 1293 ID: d1e508
USER HAD A PREMATURE DETONATION FOR THIS POST
No. 1323 ID: 4e56c6
USER WASNT GOOD TO GO FOR THIS POST
USERS BODY WAS SLAYED FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SENT TO THE SHOWERS FOR THIS POST
USER WAS REASSIGNED TO KINDER/k/ FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER DINED IN HELL
USER WAS SHOT AS A TRAITOR FOR THIS POST
USER TOOK A STEP BACK BY THIS POST
USER DRANK OBAMA KOOLAID FOR THIS POST
USERS JOB WAS TAKEN BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FOR THIS POST
USER TROLLED THE MODS IN THIS POST
No. 1325 ID: db9694
USER HAD DUTY TO RETREAT IN THIS POST
No. 1348 ID: 49bc57
USER DIDN'T MAINTAIN THEIR WEAPON DURING THIS POST
USER LOST A GAME OF RUSSIAN ROULETTE IN THIS POST
USER SHOT THEIR SELF IN THE FOOT FOR THIS POST
No. 1359 ID: 7013ce
The one ban message I desperately, desperately, desperately want to see would be

(USER WAS SENT TO REHAB FOR THIS POST)

An intervention was deemed necessary for : whatever reason here

the unban message would read.

YOU SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED YOUR TWELVE STEP PROGRAM!

With the help of friends, the Serenity prayer, 12 simple steps, and taking it one day at at time....you are now free to post.



and the unban message would be:

After a successful
No. 1362 ID: e7b85d
USER WAS GIVEN THE H1NI VACCINE FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SUCKED OUT OF THE AIRLOCK FOR THIS POST

USER DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER FOR THIS POST

USER WAS BEHEADED BY THE TALIBAN FOR THIS POST

USER'S CHUTE FAILED TO OPEN DURING THIS POST

USER WAS BUBBA'D FOR THIS POST
No. 1370 ID: db9694
USER'S SIDEARM WAS TAKEN OUT OF SERVICE FOR THIS POST
No. 1372 ID: 8b7060
User was drafted for this post
You're in the army now
The draft board pulled your name while posting on
The enemy received freedom and democracy just as you were shipping off!!!!
No. 1373 ID: 8b7060
User was sniped for this po-
You were snip-
You were sniped while posting on-
You have been unba-
No. 1382 ID: 8c36df
USER TRIED TO POP PILLS AS HARD AS HM FOR THIS POST

USER ATE HM'S STASH FOR THIS POST

USER TRIPPED BALLS HARDER THEN HM FOR THIS POST
No. 1383 ID: 49962d
FOR THIS POST, USER WAS SENT TO THE EASTERN FRONT.
USER WAS FORCED TO USE A FIRST ISSUE M16A1 FOR THIS POST.
USER SUFFERED A SPETZNAZ BACKFLIPPING HATCHET THROW ATTACK FOR THIS POST.
USER DIDN'T KEEP HIS BOOGER HOOKER OF THE BANG SWITCH ON THIS POST.
USER IS ONLY ALLOWED TO OWN FLINTLOCKS FOR THIS POST.
USER WAS SENT TO MUMBAI FOR THIS POST.
No. 1384 ID: 49962d
USER WAS BANNED IN BRITAIN FOR THIS POST.
No. 1421 ID: a8e674
USER WON A TRIP TO THE ISLAND FOR THIS POST
USER WENT BACK TO THE FUTURE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS THE TARGET OF A CONSPIRACY INVOLVING THIS POST
USER WAS ENTRAPPED BY THE ATF FOR THIS POST
USER VISITED A THAI HOOKER WITH THIS POST
USER ANGERED FRANK CASTLE WITH THIS POST
USER TRIED TO ROB A GUNSTORE FOR THIS POST
USER LOOKED DOWN THE BARREL TO SEE IF THIS POST WAS LOADED
USER WENT TO CHANGE TARGETS ON A HOT RANGE FOR THIS POST
USER EXPERIENCED A DEADLY RICOCHET OFF THIS POST
No. 1438 ID: 096d93
>USER TRIED TO ROB A GUNSTORE FOR THIS POST

Shit actually works sometimes...
No. 1444 ID: 308c77
USER's SHOTGUN BARREL LENGTH WAS 1/4" TOO SHORT FOR THIS POST
No. 1446 ID: 5e6088
USER ATE A PINEAPPLE FOR THIS POST
No. 1447 ID: 5e6088
USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS BOAST
No. 1454 ID: 709cfd
USER In July 2008, hostilities escalated between Georgia and its breakaway state of South Ossetia, with increases in missile bombardment of Georgian villages by Ossetian separatists.[citation needed] Russia and Georgia had each amassed larger military forces near their respective borders with South Ossetia. After the Georgian bombing of the South Ossetian capital, Tskhinvali in the late evening of August 7, Georgian armed forces began pushing into South Ossetia, supported by their artillery and multiple rocket launcher fire.[46] Russia reported that several Russian peacekeepers stationed in South Ossetia were killed. At dawn of August 8 forces of the Russian 58th Army entered South Ossetia through the Russian-controlled Roki tunnel, and the Russian air-force launched a series of coordinated air strikes against multiple targets within Georgian territory.[47] As justification for their invasion and air strikes, Russia also claimed the Georgian army was responsible for killing 1,600 South Ossetian civilians. However, these allegations have not been substantiated, and Human Rights Watch investigators in South Ossetia accused Russia of exaggerating the scale of such casualties.[48]

As Russia and Georgia both sent troops into South Ossetia, the conflict between Georgia on the one side and Russia, Ossetian, and later, Abkhazian separatists on the other quickly escalated into the full scale 2008 war. Due to the intensive fighting in South Ossetia there were many disputed reports about the number of casualties on both sides, which targets had fallen under aerial attacks, the status of troop movements, and the most current location of the front line between the Georgian and Russian-Ossetian combat units.[49] After a few days of heavy fighting Georgian troops were driven from South Ossetia. The advance of Russian forces from South Ossetia into undisputed Georgia territory was accompanied by unverified reports of looting, burning, and killing of civilians by Russian military and accompanying irregulars.[50] By August 11, Russian military troops in Abkhazia, the other separatist Georgian province, executed a second invasion and seized additional territory in Western Georgia.[51] On August 12, President Medvedev announced an intent to halt further Russian military operations in Georgia.[52] FOR THIS POST
No. 1456 ID: 2d5155
USER WAS THE ONLY ONE PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH FOR THIS POST
No. 1477 ID: fb529a
USER DID NOT WATCH VDV FOR THIS POST

YOU DID NOT WATCH VDV

THE RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS IMPRISONED YOU FOR NOT WATCHING THEIR FABULOUS MUSIC VIDEO

YOU WERE RELEASED FROM PRISON AFTER WATCHING VDV AND ENJOYING IT!
No. 1482 ID: 2730e1
>>1438
hence the key word "tried"
:)

Also:

USER WENT DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY FOR THIS POST
USER'S BARREL SHROUD WAS UP FOR THIS POST
No. 1483 ID: 3052cd
USER WAS BEHEADED IN CHECHNYA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS RESCUED BY SPETSNAZ FOR THIS POST

(remember the whole bodybags motivator for spetsnaz hostage rescue)
No. 1488 ID: ff0bfe
USER GOT STUCK WITH H&S COMPANY FOR THIS POST
USER GOT PIPELINED TO HSL EAST FOR THIS POST
No. 1489 ID: 7dee2d
>>1483

I think we have (or at least used to have) the rescued by Spetsnaz one.
No. 1495 ID: ed7a5b
>>1489
USER WAS SAVED BY SPETSNAZ
No. 1504 ID: ff56cc
USER MISSED THE LAST CHOPPER OUT OF SAIGON FOR THIS POST
No. 1506 ID: c104a4
(USER TRIED TO BOARD MAJOR'S TRAIN)
(USER'S BOLT WAS HIJACKED BY MAJOR MAXI)
(USER BIT MAXI'S BULLET FOR THIS POST)
(USER TOOK A RIDE ON THE B-TRAIN HEADING TO BOLTVILLE)
No. 1528 ID: d4a2fb
USER WAS TORTURED BY THE COMMUNIST FOR THIS POST
No. 1869 ID: 3e9158
(USER WAS WATERBOARDED FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS INTERROGATED BY THE SPANISH INQUISITION FOR THIS POST)
(USER DRANK ANTIFREEZE WITH RUSSIAN PARATROOPERS IN AFGHANISTAN THEN LIT A CIGARETTE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EATEN BY POL POT FOR THIS POST)
(USER DEPLOYED AS A PARATROOPER WITHOUT A PARACHUTE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS FORCED TO CATCH CLAY PIDGEONS WITH HIS TEETH DURING A SHOOT FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS EXILED TO 4CHAN FOR THIS POST)
(USER STEPPED ONTO A VIETCONG DUNG-FILLED BAMBOO SPIKE PIT FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS FORCED TO DRINK AGENT ORANGE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS TIED TO A BUNKERBUSTER FOR THIS POST)
(USER LOADED .40 INTO A 9MM GLOCK FOR THIS P- *BOOM*)
No. 1871 ID: d94555
USER FOUND TWO AMERICANS GIRLS IN THIS POST
No. 1876 ID: 79664c
FOR THIS POST, SERV TALKED TO AN EMPTY PHONE
No. 1878 ID: 3cf601
USER WAS SENT TO A REEDUCATION CAMP FOR THIS POST.

USER LOOKED AT THIS LOUSY SANDWICH FOR THIS POST

USER RODE LITTLE BOY INTO HIROSHIMA FOR THIS POST
alternatively
USER RODE FAT MAN INTO NAGASAKI FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DRAWN AND QUARTERED FOR THIS POST

USER DIDN'T GET THAT CRAP OFF HIS AK

USER CHOP TOPPED WALT'S GRAN TORINO LIKE ONE OF THOSE BEANERS

USER PAINTED SOME IDIOTIC FLAMES ON WALT'S GRAN TORINO LIKE SOME WHITE TRASH HILLBILLY

USER PUT A BIG GAY SPOILER ON THE REAR END LIKE YOU SEE ON ALL THE OTHER ZIPPERHEADS' CARS

USER DIDN'T GET OFF WALT'S LAWN
No. 1885 ID: 7b657c
USER WASN'T GOOD TO GO FOR THIS POST
No. 1901 ID: 2e1323
>>1093

full messages:

USER WALKED THE PLANK FOR THIS POST (BAN)

BLACKBEARD CAPTURED YOUR BOAT WHILE POSTING ON: (EXPLANATION)

YOU WERE SAVED BY ROBERT MAYNARD!!!!! (UNBAN)




YOU RECIEVED THE DEDOVSHINA FOR THIS POST (BAN)

YOU WERE WELCOMED BY YOUR CONSCRIPTION SENIORS WHILE POSTING ON: (EXPLANATION)


FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!! (UNBAN MSG)


USER WAS SENT TO PLACE A STICKYBOMB FOR THIS POST (BAN)

YOU BLEW UP INTO PIECES WHILE POSTING ON (EXPLANATION)


YOU WERE SAVED BY ANGELS ON YOUR SHOULDERS!!! (UNBAN)



it actually took a while to think of these, so please, include them.

thank you!
No. 2017 ID: 117c56
File: sug2017_newmsg.png-(22.74KB, 888x472, newmsg.png)
2017
i added 10 new ones. keep the ideas coming.
No. 2018 ID: c104a4
>>2017
CQB Bro.
No. 2019 ID: 117c56
>>2018
fixed. thanks for noticing.
No. 2022 ID: d94555
>>2019
Waterboarded
No. 2023 ID: 117c56
i suck at the SPELLING
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