USER FORGOT HIS EARPRO DURING THIS POST.

USER DID NOT HOLD HIS FIRE ON THIS POST.

USER RESTED EVEN THOUGH HE'S WICKED.

USER TESTED NEW GLOCK ARS FOR THIS POST.

USER WAS DRAGGED AROUND BACK AND SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING HEAD FOR THIS POST.

(LOL DOORKICK)

USER POINTED OUT THE NEED FOR A /REVIEW/ BOARD
USER SAID AIRSOFT WAS G2G FOR BATTLE RATTLE IN /REVIEW/
USER WOULDN'T STOP BUGGING SERV FOR A /REVIEW/ BOARD

>>2713
USER NEEDS TO REVIEW THE /REVIEW/ BOARD.

USER WILL BE REVIEWED SHORTLY

USER WAS BEATEN EXCESSIVELY DURING RESISTANCE.

THE STATE SEES ALL DO NOT INSURRECT

USER WORE A RED SHIRT IN BANGKOK FOR THIS POST
USER PISSED OFF THE WRONG YUGOSLAV WITH THIS POST
USER CROSSED THE IRANIAN BORDER FOR THIS POST
USER FLASHED HIS ANKLES IN IRAN FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO DRIVE A YUGO ACROSS THEM MACKINAC BRIDGE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS SERVED A NO-KNOCK WARRANT FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT PAY HIS TAXSTAMP FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO USE 7.62x39mm IN A NUGGET FOR THIS POST
USER PUBLISHED A MUHAMMAD CARTOON FOR THIS POST

USER DID NOT HAVE A ID IN ARIZONA FOR THIS POST
USER HAS BEACHFRONT LOUISIANA PROPERTY FOR THIS POST
USER WENT SOUTH OF THE BORDER FOR THIS POST
USER FELL ON A PILE OF MOSIN NAGRANT BAYONETS FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO USE A Five-SeveN FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT TAKE THE PILLS AS PROSCRIBED BY DR. H. M.
USER ATTEMPTED TO RAID GM'S HOUSE FOR THIS POST
USER WAS ALLAH AKBARED BY GOSPELMAN FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A GM ISLAM THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A BROSEPH VS GOSPELMAN THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO REASON WITH BROSEPH FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO FIND EXTENDED CLIPS FOR HIS DEAGLE FOR THIS POST

USER POSTED SHIT ON MY OPCHAN, BIG MISTAKE
TANGO DOWN
USER GOT HIS 72 VIRGINS FOR THIS POST
USER HAD TOO MUCH STOPPING POWER FOR THIS POST
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR FOX

User went inna woods for this post

USER WENT OVER THE TOP FOR THIS POST

FOR THIS POST, USER WAS RESCUED FROM BLACK SEPTEMBER

USER WAS SPOTTED BY SIMO FOR THIS POST

USER WAS PROTESTANT IN DUBLIN FOR THIS POST

USER WAS NAMED A BABYKILLER BY THE MEDIA FOR THIS POST

USER DID NOT TAP, RACK, OR BANG FOR THIS MISPOST

USER BOUGHT A TICKET ON A PALESTINIAN FLOTILLA FOR THIS POST

USER GOT INTO A MEXICAN TROLLOFF WITH SACM AND OPIE FOR THIS POST

>USER STOOD IN FRONT OF AN IDF BULLDOZER FOR THIS POST
>USER MET THE BEAR JEW FOR THIS POST
>USER WAS BANNED "FOR THE CHILDREN"
>USER JOINED THE BRADY BUNCH FOR THIS POST
>USER'S COMPOUND WAS REMODELED BY THE ATF FOR THIS POST
>WBC BOYCOTTED THIS USER
>USER WAS CAST IN MOVIE WITH MEGAN FOX FOR THIS POST
>USER READ TWILIGHT FOR THIS POST

USER WENT SWIMMING WITH TED KENNEDY FOR THIS POST

USER TOUCHED A COWBOYS HAT FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER TRIED TO FUCK MY COWS
USER HELPED AN ESCAPED SLAVE FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, USER MET GENERAL FORREST AT PITSBURG LANDING
USER TRIED TO STOP GENERAL FORREST LEAVING FORT DONNELSON FOR THIS POST

USER WALKED ONTO A TEXAN'S LAWN FOR THIS POST
USER WALKED INTO A BROSEPH THREAD FOR THIS POST
USER ATTEMPTED TO MUG SOMEONE WITH A DEAGLE DURING THIS POST
USER FILMED A POLICE OFFICER IN MARYLAND FOR THIS POST
USER FAILED TO SUCK SERV'S KOSHER COCK FOR THIS POST
USER HELD A CAMERA WHILE A APACHE WAS OVERHEAD DURING THIS POST
USER CALLED IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT WHILE WEARING A BRITISH UNIFORM FOR THIS POST

USER BROKE A WAGON AXLE FOR THIS POST
USER GOT CHOLERA AND DIED
(Sorry, been playing me some Oregon trail)
USER SAVED A JELLY DONUT FOR THIS POST
USER COULD NOT RE ENTER THE POD BAY DOORS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS COUGARED FOR THIS POST
USER SAVED ABRAHAM REYES FOR THIS POST
USER WAS TIED TO TRAIN TRACKS FOR THIS POST
USER TRIED TO KNIFE FIGHT A BEAR FOR THIS POST
USER DID NOT KEEP THE ARROW OUT OF THE RED FOR THIS POST
USER RAN OUT OF DEAD EYE WHILE TYPING THIS POST
USER WAS NOT A QUICKDRAW
USER MET A MARSTON FOR THIS POST
USER MET SOMEBODY WHO KNEW THEM
USER WENT FOR A SWIM FOR THIS POST

USER ASKED CONGRESSMAN ETHERIDGE IF HE SUPPORTS THE OBAMA AGENDA FOR THIS POST

WHO'RE YOU? WHO'RE YOU? WHO'RE YOU?

USER BECAME A BRANCH DIVIDIAN FOR THIS POST

USER DID NOT CEASE FIRE

USER WENT INTO THE DANGER ZONE WITH THIS POST

USER DIDN'T CHECK ENTRYWAY

USER TURTLE'D ON HIS ROPE

USER HAD HIS ROPE CUT

USER WAS TOO FAT FOR THE ROPE

INEXPERIENCED USER THOUGHT A BERETTA U22 NEOS IS A GREAT HOME DEFENSE TOOL.
(I know a guy that believes that.)

These would be hilarious.
(LOL DOORKICK)

(DISREGARD THIS TRANSMISSION OUT)

USER WAS SUMMONED BY OBAMA FOR THIS POST

IN THIS POST, GEN. USER MADE FUN OF OBAMA

USER OFFERED LETTER OF RESIGNATION IN THIS POST

USER RECEIVED 72 VIRGINS FOR THIS POST

USER COLLABORATED WITH SEN. McCarthy in this post

USER PILOTED A CHOPPER IN THE VICINITY OF JOHN MCCLAIN FOR THIS POST

USER HAD A LOOSE GRIP WHILE SHOOTING A DEAGLE AND HAD HIS TONGUE OUT IN THIS POST

USER WAS ONLY GIVEN A CLIP DURING THE BATTLE OF STALINGRAD IN THIS POST

USER WAS INVOLVED IN THE KIDNAPPING OF SARAH FISHER IN THIS POST

USER WAS PUSHED OFF A LEDGE BY AGENT 47 IN THIS POST

USER GONE AWOL AFTER THIS POST

USER FAILED IFF IN THIS POST

USER WAS WORE BRITISH UNIFORM DURING A-10 CAS MISSION IN THIS POST

USER TRIED TO MAKE TEA IN THE TURRET OF A CENTURION Mk 5 AVRE IN THIS POST

USER RAN OUTTA BULLETS AND WASN'T JOHN McCLANE IN THIS POST

USER WAS TOO LEGIT TO QUIT, SO WE BANNED HIM
USER WAS TARGETED BY PAYBACK ENTERPRISES FOR THIS POST
USER THOUGHT GUN CONTROL MEANT SWITCHING TO FULL-AUTO
USER PURCHASED A DEAGLE IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN .50AE FOR THIS POST
USER JOINED THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB FOR THIS POST

(USER WAS RELIEVED OF DUTY FOR THIS POST)
(USER HAD AN "ACCIDENT" FOR THIS POST)
(USER CUT THE WRONG WIRE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SENT TO SIBERIA FOR THIS POST)
(USER TOOK A WRONG TURN AND GOT LOST IN CAMDEN, NJ FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SHOT DOWN OVER BOSNIA FOR THIS POST)
(USER TRIED JUMPING THE BERLIN WALL FOR THIS POST)
(USER PLAYED BASEBALL WITH THE BEAR JEW FOR THIS POST)
(USER FIRED THE M29 DAVY CROCKETT FOR THIS POST)
(USER SPRAYED AND PRAYED FOR THIS POST)
(USER DRANK THE FLAVOR-AID FOR THIS POST)

>>2990

Some more:
(USER'S BUDDY TRIED CURVING THE BULLET FOR THIS POST)
(USER TRIED ROBBING A GUN STORE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS ORDERED TO CHARGE A MACHINE GUN NEST FOR THIS POST)
(USER'S HANDLOADS WERE TOO HOT FOR THIS POST)
(USER INVADED AMERICA FOR THIS POST)
(USER ATTACKED MOSCOW IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS BROADSIDED BY A FIRST-RATE FOR THIS POST)
(USER WORE CEMENT SHOES FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS GIVEN .45 CALIBER ASPIRIN FOR THIS POST)
(USER WAS SCALPED FOR THIS POST)

(USER FLEW AN IRANIAN AIRLINER OVER THE PERSIAN GULF FOR THIS POST)

User dry-fired a CZ-52 for this post
User had a negligent discharge with this post
User popped the glock for this post

Can't sleep, got nothing else to do.

>USER WAS HARRASSED BY NUTNFANCY'S SISTER FOR THIS POST
>USER'S SCOPE LENS REFLECTED LIGHT FOR THIS POST
>USER LIMP WRISTED A THUNDER .50 FOR THIS POST
>USER DANCED IN A CROSSFIRE FOR THIS POST

-USER DID NOT TAP-RACK-BANG FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT DURACOAT THIS POST
-USER DID NOT USE CLP FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT TAKE THE CORIOLIS EFFECT INTO ACCOUNT FOR THIS POST
-USER WAS NOT HIGH SPEED, LOW DRAG IN THIS POST
-USER DID NOT HYDRATE FOR THIS POST
-USER DID NOT PLACE FRONT TOWARD ENEMY FOR THIS POST

USER WAS (insert whatever here) FOR THIS POST, if you know what I mean.

USER'S NAME WAS BLACKED OUT OF THE OFFICIAL REPORT FOR THIS POST

USER RECEIVED A MOZAMBIQUE DRILL FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SHOT IN THE FACE BY A 15 YEAR OLD FOR THIS POST

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE

USER WAS LEAKIN FOR THIS POST, CALL DA AMBERLAMPS

USER ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATED INTO ARIZONA FOR THIS POST

USER WAS CAUGHT TRESPASSING IN TEXAS FOR THIS POST

USER CAN GIVE HIS HEART TO GOD, BUT WILL GIVE HIS ASS TO THE BAN PAGE

USER HAS A HARD ON FOR THE BAN PAGE

USER TOOK A FLIGHT WITH THE PRESIDENT OF POLAND

USER WAS EATEN BY CAMEL SPIDERS FOR THIS POST

USER IS IN A WORLD OF SHIT

USER PUT ON THE DI'S HAT

Watched FMJ recently

USER GOT A SCREWDRIVER IN THE ARM FOR THIS POST.
FOR THIS POST THE USER'S WEAPON JAMMED.
USER GOT GARAND THUMB FOR THIS POST.
USER WAS ON THE RECEIVING END OF A CANISTER SHOT FOR THIS POST.

USER PLAYED CHICKEN WITH A PLA TANK

oder...

USER PLAYED CHICKEN WITH A CHINESE TANK

Also, Serv if you read this, you still haven't fixed the spelling on the punji pit one.

USER SAT THROUGH A NUTNFANCY VIDEO FOR THIS POST

(USER WAS BACKTRACED FOR THIS POST)

Props to SneakyKitteh.

USER WAS REPORTED TO CYBER POLICE FOR THIS POST
FOR THIS POST, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
USER DUN GOOFED UP FOR THIS POST

USER FOLLOWED MY TRACERS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS TOO WORTHY FOR THIS POST

Props to PJ if this succeeds.

USER IS STILL LOOKING FOR THAT TUBE OF PROP WASH/CHEMLIGHT BATTERIES/FLIGHT LINE TAPE.

>>3098
The props would be to you as well bro, you posted it up in this thread and deserve credit where it's due.

USER DIDN'T KEEP IT REAL WITH HIS CIVILIAN SHEEPDOGS FOR THIS POST

USER BECAME CAPTIVATED BY GOEBBELS FOR THIS POST

USER STRIPPED A PHILLIPS HEAD WITH THIS POST

>>3110
USER WAS-GOD DAMMIT!

USER WAS SHOT DOWN OVER HANOI FOR THIS POST

USER'S OPERATOR STATUS WAS DOWNGRADED FROM TIER ONE TO SWITCHBOARD

USER WAS PROLLY BANNED FOR, LIKE, TWO SECONDS FOR THIS POST

USER WAS V&'D FOR THIS POST

USER WAS DROPPED IN A HOT LZ FOR THIS POST

USER WAS SENT TO DETROIT FOR THIS POST

USER WAS BOGGED DOWN IN TRENCH WARFARE FOR MANY YEARS, EXPERIENCING INCREDIBLE CASUALTIES AND STEADILY DECLINING MORALE, LEADING TO THE SIGNING OF A DEBILITATING PEACE TREATY IN JUNE, 1919 WHICH LEAD TO COMPLETE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND WIDESPREAD UNREST LEADING TO THE STEPPING DOWN OF THE KAISER AND THE RISE OF THE CHANCELLOR... ADOLF HITLER

shit, just the sheer number of super-long messages that we could make about wars...

USER WAS TOO WORTHY FOR THIS POST

USER HAS JUMPED IN FLYING TANK FOR THIS POST

USER WASN'T LOADED FOR BEAR DURING THIS POST

>>3114
see
>>3098
sage for my not contributan

USER IS SECTION 8 FOR THIS POST