http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNzc7AqfmzE

DERP. No embed lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBjUNR94-sI&NR=1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD.

I almost pissed myself laughing.

Also...a fan club?
http://www.kalashnikovvodka.com/usa/usa/jointheclub.php

556 GET

what men drink.

pic related.

another real man's drink.

this concludes the three bastards.

this shit will put hair on your chest.

for when downloading illegal music isn't enough to make you feel like a pirate.

Favorite bourbon right here.

Then again, my uncle works for the Buffalo Trace Distillery, and I get lots of free stuff.

>>259
that, crown and american honey if I'm feeling light.

Crown is some classy shit.

when I'm getting hammered, a handle of Windsor and Sundrop will do just fine, though.

hai guise

y helo thar

>>261
Pshhhhh, Red Label is ok, but Black Label is where its at.

Also, here's the bottle of the Glenlivet that I'm drinking tonight.

Found it at the local Meijer for $20 - couldn't pass that deal up.

>>300
>Black Label is where its at.

Agreed, and for its price - better than Blue Label.

>>308

I prefer Red Label.

also take 1 part jagermeister, and 1 part amaretto, add to 1/2 glass of club soda and you then have DR PEPPER.

when I'm not >>259 or having some delicious Bud Light, it's this:

>>262
Yum Yum

What I was drinking last night.

How I'd like to be drinking it tonight.

>>517
BOOOBIES

>>517

I'd drink straight from those twins myself. White Russians anyone?

>>615
as opposed to black russians?

>>622
exactly

>>263
Replace with Sailor Jerry and we'll be all set

in b4 gay drink

Did someone call for a Gay Drink?

Seriously, Mount Gay is really good rum. Once you let it in past your lips and it's all deep and warm inside you, you'll really enjoy what it does to your insides. :)

>>713

The best rum in the world comes from Barbados. I'm a fan of Mt.Gay myself, however for some reason none of my local booze shops stock it anymore.

>>721

Mount Gay is awesome, but if it was my company, I'd change the name. Don't care what the Mountain is named. Mount Cleavage or Mount Rum would sell better.

>>734

I think that if you've been making the same rum for 300 years changing the name is pretty stupid when you considered that language changes constantly.

If I owned the company and someone even suggested that I should change the name because of the homosexual connotation to the word I'd have him tied down on a sunny Barbados beach and have him trampled by the company brontosaurus.

tl;dr = homophobia is one thing, you're just an idiot.

>>739

You might consider rebranding your product if your sales were down due to a negative connotation associated with and old family name. Unless of course you aren't bottling rum for profit.

Either way, it's not my homophobia that is causing the problem, since I buy their rum and strongly encourage bi-sexuality in the women around me. Its the bulk of their other customers homophobia thats the problem. Sales aren't down because their rum is bad or even priced badly, thats for sure.

Alright was going to start a new thread, but I guess this is pretty related

So I'm putting together a bug out kit and I'm thinking when the SHTF what booze do you pack for a lil comfort? (or bartering possibly)
(pic related, was my first idea)

suggestions?

>>788

For a bug out bag, I'd go with a small bottle of something you really like. Lets face it, if you're seriously into the bag then bad shit has happened and you deserve something nice.

I reward myself with Don Julio 1942 tequila, Bush Mills special reserve scotch, and other high end spirits. Unfortunately, they don't come in small bottles, so you might want to pick up a nice metal and transplant.

Personally, I'm not putting anything for barter really into my bug out bag. It only has to get me from point A to point B, alive and preferably healthy.

That's 95% by volume, by the way.

>>822

Holy shit, is that really only $12.99?

>>232>>233
WHERE DO I OBTAIN THIS

also, pic related to my addiction. This and Stolichnaya. Russian vodka FTW.

>>829

That really looks nice. I'm going to have to get a bottle of that.

>>830
About $35 for that bottle. EXTREMELY smooth.

I'm all about vodka, especially Russian vodka.
Fuckyeah.

>>831

Yep, checked the prices and the $35 range seems about right for the 1.75 liter bottle. Specs stocks it, today is payday, and I'm off to pick one up. Thanks SFU2236.

Not my hand in the pic.
Awesome vodka, very smooth.

Everclear!

>>763

My roommates used to drink the stuff a lot, they called it monkey.

It's pretty good rum, but I've since moved to Appleton V/X for my rum needs.

>>262
Fuck year! Wild Turkey!

This is the standard, but I enjoy a good scotch or vodka every now and then. Just picked up some Glenrothes Select reserve Single Malt that I'm looking forward to trying. Iceberg vodka is impossibly fantastic, and at $20 a bottle, completely worth every cent. Just tried Kettel One, and can't say I'm a big fan, but after trying Chopin no "premium" vodka will ever stack up.

Time to see the contents of a real mans liquor cabinet.

>>3358
...and his fridge.

>>3359

>>3358

oi "I drink absinthe, look a painting of the guy who went crazy and cut of his own ear from drinking the shit, i'm a REAL MAN". Grow up.

At least you have decent taste in beer, even if you drink it out of cans. Harp and Guinness are NOT at there best out of aluminum, dude.

>>3359
Cans? Really? Not a bad selection, a little narrow. But cans?

>>3378
>>3381
Eh, the Absinthe was a gift, it's not exactly a favoured drink (Frankly, it tastes exactly like the sambuca).
As for the canned Irish beers, it was a St. Patrick's day special, 8 cans and a pint glass for $10, so I'd say it was worth the investment.

>>3378

Way to fall prey to misconceptions and propaganda older than your great-great-grandparents. inBTW, he was fucking crazy from the word go.

WHERE DO I BUY KALASHKINOV VODKA AND HOW MUCH IS IT

ol english

So that's OE. I hear it's lethal with Guinness.

Whats that fucked up shit the germans make? Jagermaister?

Well some fag had the balls to put the herbs from the Jagermeister into pure potato Vodka

Died of alcohol poisoning poor soul

a fourty of OE will knock you on your ass and kick you in the nuts just for the fun of it.
Pic related. MD 2020 $2 and you've got a wonderful time in your hand

>>5066
Personally, I'll stick with the kiwi flavor.

This shit it is the best tasteing 40oz I can find n my small redneck town. Still better then most beer however so I have grown fond of it.

>>5066
>Mogen David 20/20

JEW WINE??? NO THANKS!!!

fourty five is a good year

>>5108
LEMME GET DAT MAD DOG NIGGA

i had olde english tonight because god damnit im the mother fuckin man

mmm SoCo

bump

This WILL put hair on your chest. A nice warming ~120 proof single barrel bourbon. Great with a nice cigar if I do say.

That's 100% Agave right there.

Macallan Scotch Whisky.
A Jack Daniels is fine too.

>>7807

thank god you didnt post the coffee

I won't attach pictures but I basically stick to vodka and vodka cocktails.

Mainly, Russki Standart, Stolichnaya and Absolute.

dis thred old

corona and grouse whisky

on our way...

I really am not much of a drinker, but I keep a bottle of Everclear around for utility purposes.

If you must consume it, just dilute with your non alcoholic potable of choice.

>>3358
I hate to say it but that's not proper Absinthe, it's an anise liqueur with some wormwood extract. I was most dissapointed when I found out ;_; But it's still a nice drink for a quiet evening.

>>5040
Jägermeister is awesome :3 Gotta drink it straight out the freezer though. Avoid those douchebag Jaeger bombs though, they'll fuck you up.

>>7816
A good G&T is always a good thing.

Best beer ever!

>>8101
Fixd.

>>8111 Fixd

Beer: La Fin Du Monde

Rum: Cruzan 2yr. dark rum please I don't like light rums.

Vodka: what ever is cheapest. Usually ends up being US-made "Czar Crown" for $9 for a 2ltr bottle.

>>3378
>"I drink absinthe, look a painting of the guy who went crazy and cut of his own ear from drinking the shit, i'm a REAL MAN"

Oh please, do shut up. Absinthe only caused problems because of the toxic chemicals added to cheap absinthe to enhance the green colour. Wormwood isn't psychoactive, it just causes muscle spasms in large doses.
Also, van Goch only cut off his earlobe, not his entire ear.

That said, I prefer Duplais Verte.

>>8214
studies also tend to show that the only time it will cause mental problems is at amounts when the drinker would be long dead from alcohol poisoning.

>>8214
>>8215

Studies have certainly shown that alpha-thujone (active ingredient in absinthe/wormwood) can cause convulsions in high doses, leading to death once an extremely high point is reached (~60mg/kg).

The main sticking point is that frequent and habitual use of the chemical can cause imbalances in certain chemicals; leading to insomnia, paranoia, anxiety, and even schizophrenia.

It is not responsible for any sort of hallucinations or anything similar. The desired and common effect of alpha-thujone on the brain is a sense and feeling of euphoria.

The fact that absinthe is 90% alcohol traditionally probably doesn't hurt that effect.

>>8111
Zecke :p

Multiple purposes being a great benefit to OPERATIONS and all, but alcohol... If you drink too much, you have no fuel; you use too much as fuel, you have not enough to drink.

So Halloween is coming up. Looks like I'll be getting drunk with a few (girl) friends. Any recommendations on what kind of alcohol to bring? I just got 750ml of "Maloney's Irish Cream," so I might be bringing that, but it seems more like something I'd drink at home alone after a long day. I was thinking I might get some wild turkey. Or if I go the beer route something with fliptop bottles, like Grolsh, so that I can re-use the bottles again in homebrewing endevors. As for homebrewed stuff... I just bottled a grape mead so i could take some of that... but it really hasn't aged more than about 6 months.

I am lost.

Alcohol and smokes are the only real currency. Keep two cartons of Marlboros and six plastic mickies of vodka in my bag.

Either way it is going to work out. SHTF and I have in demand trade goods or am drunk off my ass.

>>8231
Some ~$75/bottle scotch. If your (girl) friends don't like it you are probably with hanging with the wrong crowd.

>>8231
Bring something with alot of sugar in it. Most girls cant stand alcohol that tastes like alcohol. At least German ones...
But it depends on how old they are and what they are used to.

>>8231

Bring yourself a fine bottle of whisky and some coolers for the 'gina.

>>8231

When serving women, I tend to recommend fruity mixed drinks. I have to agree with the poster who said they don't like the taste of alcohol but do like sweet. I tend to stick with mixed vodka and tequila drinks. In all cases, use good alcohol; the cheap stuff just makes the chick sick and then no one has a good time.

Cosmopolitan - an awesome chick drink. I tend to go with a 1/2/4 mix of Cointreau, Vodka (citron variety for extra points), and Cranberry/Cranapple juice. Add a squeeze of lime and shake with ice. Serve in a martini glass. Increase the amount of cran juice if the girls think they're too strong.

>>8157
Fix'd

>>236
Thanks!

Glenlivet single malt 18 year Scotch whisky.

The Scotch snobs deride this as pedestrian, but they can all go to hell.

More Kalashnikov Vodka stuff at http://www.operatorchan.org/t/res/71032.html

>>713
>>>Gay Drink
>>>Once you let it in past your lips and it's all deep and warm inside you,

Stolychnia Vodka
Mccormick Irish Cream
Kamora Coffe Liqueur

Best White Russian ever.

>>232
No pic cause that would require getting up.

I have a decent selection.

1) Vodka (stoli I think).
2) Gin (Bombay)
3) Hennessy
4) Hypnotiq
5) JC Gold (Tequilla)
6) Kahlua
7) Baileys
8) Some Bacardi Rum
9) Jack Daniels.

Etc. I just like having choices. :). Much more to come in the coming months when I have more money.

Which is funny. I hardly drink.