/cp Live RSS feed for /cp en /cp/res/4546.html#4547"NO SIR!"
"DISREGARD THAT, YOU SUCK COCKS."
"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS SIR"
"I KNOW YOU DO. DO YOU THINK I AM KAWAII? DO YOU THINK I WOULD MAKE A PRETTY GIRL?"
"NO SIR"
"BULLSHIT, KISS THE FLOOR."

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Gunny: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior Moderator.
G: from now on, the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Desu."
G: Do you faggots understand that? lol
/b/tards: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. louder or it didn't happen.
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: If you faggots leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be an 1337 krew, You will be a minister of RAID, praying for spam, But until that day, you are nOObs, You are the lowest internet user on interbutt, You are not even anony-fucking-mous, you are nothing but unorganized mindless pieces of interbuttian shit, because I am snacks-hard, you will not like me but the moreI ban you, the more you will learn, I ban hard but I ban fair, there is no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on sandniggers, hooknoses, guidos, eurofags, americunt or NIGGERS, here, you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all tripfagz, who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved anonymous board,
G: Do you faggots understand that?
/b/: DESU YES DESU DESU
G: Bullshit. I can't read your posts.
/b/: [b]DESU YES DESU DESU[b/]
G: What's your name, scumbag?
Brown: DESU DESU, Private Brown, DESU!
G: Bullshit, from now on, you're Private Anonymous
-Do you like that name?
-Desu DESU, yes, DESU!
-Well, there's one thing that you might like, Snowball, They serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
*from distant* Is that you, Christopher Poole? Is this Moot?
G: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little gaiafag, camwhoring cocksucker down here... who just signed his own ban warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy-fucking-botmother said it. epic-fucking-win, I will spam you all until you fucking die, I'll spam you until your assholes are sucking ad banners and pop ups.
-Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
-DESU, no, DESU.
-You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.
-DESU, no, DESU.
-DESU, I said it, DESU.
-Well, no shit.
-What have we got here?
-A fucking failure. Private epic-fail.
-I admire your honesty, Hell, I thin you are kawaii. You can come over to my house and hug my lucky star pillow. *punch* You little epic fail. I've got your IP, I've got your ass, You will not post. You will not spam, You will learn by the GNAA, I will teach you, Now get down. Get your ass behind your computer, You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck and make scat porn and post it on internet along with a letter threatining to put dirty bombs around stadiums.
--DESU, yes, DESU.
-Private Epic-Fail, why did you join my Corps?
-DESU, to troll, DESU.
-So you're a spammer?
-DESU, yes, DESU.
-Let me see your troll face.
-That's a war face.
-Now let me see your war face.
-loooooool*pulling a half assed troll face
-Bullshit. You didn't convince me, Let me see your real war face.
-LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL*real trollface*
-You don't troll me. Work on it.
-What's your excuse?
-DESU, excuse for what, DESU?
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From the mind of FPOP

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Nah, she doesn't have much of one, her and all her friends had flat asses, and they were all pretty average looking.

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Does it also look like your sister bum?

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Pic looks like my sisters apt...hmmmmm

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+1

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So cash

]]> /cp/res/4531.html#4540>compressed air ejaculation

i chuckled

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]]> /cp/res/4531.html#4538>2012 Ferrari

>Hopped back in the Lambo

made it more funny somehow

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>they vaguely disagree with me so they're liberal faggots USA USA USA!

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Welcome to the Jungle where the cat loves to scratch
The rat squeals
And the polar bear feasts on the blubber of seals
The pack of wolves be scheming on a bunch of gazelles
Where the leopards grab the wilderbeast down by it's tail
You see the chimps they grow hips they hustle and sling in trees
Elephants for security that move tons of leaves
The bluebirds arrest parrots that love to talk
or eagles that stalk fresh-water trout under the wing of the hawk
You see the vultures pick the pocket of whatever remain
In the brain we watch but a shadow of the lion's mane
Whose roar is loud enough to take the stripes from a zebra
He camouflage his bets and his spots of a cheetah
Shouldn't gamble with a cheetah and not expect to get beat
You silly goose you know he move fast on his feet
Now you're neck deep in depth with a bunch of lone sharks
So you move on a colony of ants with aardvarks, you see
Most of the everglades controlled by the gators
It was crashed by the crocs who came years later
See the locusts had swarmed with the bees
the tick moved with the fleas
The dragonflies and the wasps shared with the seas
The crab and the leeches sucked your blood flow
And they laugh like hyenas when they out to catch dough
See a million mosquitos from the West now
Carrying the virus that made the boars less wild

Out of fear of the deer watch for the eye of the tiger
The Clutch from the Cobra and the venomous viper
Boa-constrictors that cut your circulation
Mosts of their prayers die from broke bones and suffocation
The owls are private eyes that watch from the bark
Black panthers are the militant who strike in the dark
Porcupines had a rep' for sticking everything that moved
In areas that the rhinos and hippos approved
And the giraffe was a look-out for gorillas in the mist
And the bats use their sonar to guide and assist
Those pelicans who smuggle contraband for the whale
While the skunks spray the scent to keep the dogs off the trail
The scorpion set up a sting for sly foxes
that use stool pigeons just to keep them in the boxes
While the black widow laid a web for the bachelor
like daddy-long-leg and his hype man, tarantula
They both prey on grasshoppers beetles and flies
And they all become instant meals the moment it dies
What costs little, is a little worth
so some lose they lives wandering on the wrong turf
From birth they grow up walking the thin line
It's like the jungle sometimes

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Rubber bands everywhere!

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>real skinny bitch


I lol'd

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