>implying my mother has ever paid my bills
>implying I watch anime
>implying I've ever had feelings for some nipshit cartoon character
>implying no prenup
etc etc

>implying I'll ever find a woman or get married.

>>149731

Haha, neckbeards.

This is easily the gayest thing I have ever read in a long time.



...Please God tell me the person who wrote this was doing it as some shitty troll attempt...

for a second there i actually thought this was going somewhere.

haha, animu weeaboos ever becoming anything

seriously?

Moving to /cp/

I don't watch anime

>>4430
>implying my mother has ever paid my bills
I'm pretty sure she paid your diaper bill, unless she died at childbirth and your dad was the payee