grimes: you want some truth, this is going to end up bad for you john, there's only two ways out of here. jail or death.

john q: my son is very sick and he needs some help.

grimes:i understand, its hard to be a man these days, hard to know whats right, but put the gun down john.

john q:you're not hearing me frank, my son is sick. thats it. theres nothing else. end of story. when people are sick they deserve a little help, sick...help, sick...help!

i am not going to bury my son. my son is going to bury me.

Height 4'10"
Weight 90 lbs.
Eyes Violet
Hair Black

Real Name Hotaru Tomoe

Aliases Sailor Saturn, Jenny, Mistress 9, The Violet Firefly, Messiah of Destruction

Identity Publicly known

Occupation Vigilante; former Sailor Soldier

Citizenship U.S.A., Japan

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OPERATOR 10/03/10(Wed)16:01 No. 3054 >>279406 If you are going to be all liberal about Africa, please stop now. You don't even want to get me started. I will refrain from being racist here but lets just say that the rest of africa and most ghettos in the US have far too much in common than they should and it's nobody's fault but their own. That's what gets me kind of pissed some days whenever I have to travel through larger cities. I will say that Africa has a lot of nice scenery though and would be a decent place if it weren't for the people. And that's not being racist, because it's true. They don't want to do anything productive they all have this collectivist hive mentality about "sharing" and community. Nice sentiments, but it breeds far too much entitlement and forced sharing. Plus life is really cheap there. I mean I remember seeing guys casually walking down the street like zombies and puking like it didn't even bother them. That's real live AIDS right there... You know I really shouldn't even start on this subject today, I'm in a civil-friendly mood today....

OPERATOR 10/03/10(Wed)16:01 No. 3055 >>279422 Aside from my Glock, Beretta M92FS and Sig, my AUG is my only Western European personally owned weapon. I actually prefer the AR-15, and have one. It's more practical than my AUG, but I like the AUG just because it's an AUG. Nothing fancy or anything besides the AUG. I'm sure most other actual gun owners(not airsoft kids) have more vast "arsenals" than myself. Instead of wasting time and money on a bunch of cheap ass milsurp commie guns like SKS I prefer to get one or two high quality rifles. It really isn't the quantity of what you have. Of course, I will say this aside from the American 1911 and Revolvers, Western Europe makes the best automatic pistols. This has been my experience. I just don't know why.

OPERATOR 10/03/10(Wed)16:31 No. 3056 File: cp3056_old topic.png-(315.22KB, 323x475, old topic.png) Well this tops the shit list of stuff I didn't want to see again

if everyone carried a gun, crime would not exist

Imagine it, whitefags.

A cute, innocent Norwegian girl walking home after class one day.

A big, smelly, hairy Pakistani/Iraqi grabs her, covers her mouth, drags her into an alley, and takes away all that cuteness and innocence.

He begins pounding away at her pussy. She will never be able to enjoy such sensations with a man she loves later in life.

He blasts her seed inside of her. The brown sperm fertilizes her white egg.

Another nail in the coffin of your race.

The man, Amir, was not satisfied with deflowering the young girl. But at the same time, he felt vaguely sorry for what he did.

He removed himself from her insides and began brushing her hair for a while. Once she stopped shaking hard, he picked her up and took her back to his car.

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OPERATOR 10/03/07(Sun)23:47 No. 3023 File: cp3023_Hitler Happy.jpg-(276.66KB, 946x665, Hitler Happy.jpg) OP here. I got this off 4chan's /r9k/ board. The first part, up to "Another nail in the coffin of your race" was written as a response to an article about immigrants raping our white wimminz. Somebody decided to make it into a story, and wrote the rest.

Kain!lOLGVNDpLk 10/03/08(Mon)04:51 No. 3026 >>3020 GOOD RUCK

SoL 10/03/09(Tue)18:55 No. 3044 File: cp3044_taken-liam-neeson-3.jpg-(163.62KB, 1500x650, taken-liam-neeson-3.jpg) >>3026 "You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you." Lots of killing later... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRnT-AU7ToQ "You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill."

Sonic looked between the two wrecked trucks, and indeed he found her car. Luckily, her door had completely broken off. However, what he saw will haunt him forever. He got a good look at Amy and nearly threw up from what he saw. Her WHOLE body was very bloody, in fact there was hardly any pink color anywhere on her. It was as if she just dove into a pool of red paint, even her gloves and boots were bloody. Her whole body was crushed between her seat and the dashboard, now there's almost no way to pull her out.

Miraculously, she was still breathing, but she had a very shocked and dazed look on her face. Sonic also noticed that her hand was covering the right side of her head. He moved her hand away and saw something stuck to the side of her head.

Amy then turned her head to look at him, "S-Soooonniiiiic," she struggled to speak in a whispering tone.

Sonic almost jumped out of his shoes from what he saw, "this...this can't be real!"

He had a good view of Amy's head, and he was sure that he'll have nightmares. A long shard of metal about a foot long and less than an inch wide had completely impaled her head. It stabbed into her right temple and was sticking out the top of her head! Somehow she was still alive and barely conscious.

Just when Sonic thought the situation couldn't get any worse, it did. A few seconds later, Amy tensed up like a wooden board and quickly clutched her throat, as if she was choking or drowning underwater. Then to Sonic's horror, she started vomiting blood very violently! Blood was even squirting out of her nose, and the blood splattered all over the dashboard and the smashed windshield! Some of her blood nearly splattered on Sonic!

After a few seconds of this, she started going into violent twitches and spasms, she's obviously going into shock! Sonic was in a total panic, he absolutely didn't know what to do. He looked around and saw Ken was in his truck, finally calling an ambulance, despite his truck getting damaged. Sonic looked at the driver of the other truck and noticed that he too was calling an ambulance.

He looked back at Amy and noticed that she was no longer

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From http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/P/ea_91145penis_ci.htm

Today was Natalie’s thirteenth birthday and, as promised, her mother and three of her closest friends, Jo-Anne (12), Amanda (10) and Veronica (8) were to celebrate at Penis City.

For all the girls this would be their first visit, in fact their first experience of nude males.

Their mother had often raved about the quality of the men, and boys, for only the top quality meat was provided; muscular, attractive, well-hung, and athletic.


Seven pm duly arrived, and they motored to the XXX district.


The young girl’s eyes lit up like saucers at the entrance to Penis Cty. They were confronted by a large phallus, the likes of which, to their minds, resembled a large polony knob with a snake-like head and large giblets hung from its base, mounted to the roof.

“That, girl’s, is what we’ve come for!!! We’ll start off at the ‘Beginner’s Mall’ – young boys not much younger than yourselves.”

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It's okay to be angry.

Millions just lost their unemployment benefits because of one man. One single man.
Stupidity is legally defensible. The job market is not dicksting better. Graduating from a top university makes you an elitist. People have to dumb down their job applications just so they're looked over. Political correctness takes precedence over free speech. Health care reform is being bitterly fought against by Republicans in the pockets of the Insurance industry. Banks are stealing from you. The police's word is law. Fear reigns over the United States. There is no common sense anymore, only fear mongering. Facts are not checked, news is not reported.

There are 3 police officers per 1,000 citizens.
It's okay to be angry.


Stop raging on your blog, or facebook, or twitter, or whatever other electronic outlet you have for your anger. Organize. Protest. Riot. Make your voice heard whatever way you possibly can because unless you yell at the top of your lungs, no one is going to hear you. How many people does it take to bring down a man with a gun? 9/11 tells us it only takes 3 to bring down a man with a knife.

It's okay to be angry.

The internet is a great way to funnel emotions out of the real world. The people were heard in the 60's and 70's because they WENT OUTSIDE AND YELLED TO THE STREETS. Make sure you do the same. Organize flash mobs. Use electronic means to facilitate actions in real life. We have seen the power of Twitter used in the hands of politcal activists. Use that as an example. Make your voice heard. Deface everything that represents what is keeping us down. Graffiti. Hacking. Whatever it takes to let them know you've had enough and you won't take it anymore.

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Who is Barack Obama?

Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black Muslim from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white atheist from Wichita, Kansas. Obama's parents met at the University of Hawaii. When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a radical Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a Muslim school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school. Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school." Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son's education. Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the radical teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a Christian when seeking major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background. Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy.


Please forward to everyone you know.

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SoL 10/03/04(Thu)09:50 No. 2973 >>2970 Except the line of succession would not be valid. That's the whole problem. The Vice-President is the first in line, but because Biden was elected on the ticket with 0bama, as 0bama was not a valid candidate, Biden's position is derived from fraud, and thus he would be removed with 0bama. The Cabinet members were all appointed by 0bama, but since he doesn't have any authority to nominate anyone, none of the appointments would be valid, so that entire line gets knocked out. Pelosi may be Speaker of the House, but she was criminally complicit in a fraud and would be arrested, removing her from the line. Byrd is the Senate's president pro tempore, but his level of involvement in the fraudulent certification of 0bama (something that the Democrat Party had to do) would throw even his eligibility into question. Byrd is the only person in the line of succession that would be even possibly valid, and even he might end up being disqualified. If that happened, there would be no one left in the line of succession. Not only that, every single action undertaken on 0bama's authority would have to be reversed. Signing bills lifting the debt limit? Invalid. Executive orders? Invalid. Any legislation at all that he signed? Invalid. Every person appointed or hired on 0bama's authority? Immediately removed. Have you not watched the news? Democrat policy has been aimed at creating an unsustainable government dependency society. Huge increases in spending with no possible way to pay of the borrowed debt. Locking up natural resources so that we cannot even attempt to become energy independent. Almost everything they have done has been aimed toward increasing government control at the cost of individual liberty, and they have shown no intention of changing course any time soon. I'm pointing to the Supreme Court defining a term, and that's "twisting" the definition? THEY said it. THEY defined it. All I'M calling for is the application of the LAW. Just because when you speed down the highway going 20 MPH Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

OPERATOR 10/03/04(Thu)13:04 No. 2975 >>2973 lol

Maw 10/03/07(Sun)22:17 No. 3022 File: cp3022_case-closed-stamp.gif-(4.63KB, 205x155, case-closed-stamp.gif) Wow. Birthers. AA.) Minor v. Happersett: http://supreme.justia.com/us/88/162/case.html#162 P. 88 US 167 - 168 ---quote--- The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners. ***Some authorities go further and include as citizens children born within the jurisdiction without reference to the citizenship of their parents***. As to this class there have been doubts, but never as to the first. ***For the purposes of this case, it is not necessary to solve these doubts***. It is sufficient for everything we have now to consider that all children born of citizen parents within the jurisdiction are themselves citizens. ---end quote--- tl;dr - The Constitution doesn't define "natural-born citizen", and although it's universally agreed that a person born of two citizens within the US is a natural born citizen, there is an alternate interpretation which allows that anyone born within the soverign territory of the US is a natural-born citizen. For the purposes of this case, we don't care either way. Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

THE FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT THING I CARRY EVERY SINGLE DAY IS MY GUN, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A TERRORIST NAZI COMMUNIST NIGGER MIGHT TRY TO RAPE/MUG/KILL ME!
THE SECOND IS MY CELL PHONE SO THAT I CAN ALWAYS CHECK FOR TEXT AND PHONE MESSAGES THAT I NEVER GET
THE NEXT IS MY MP3 PLAYER, EVEN THOUGH MY PHONE ALSO HAS MP3 CAPABILITY, BUT IT LOOKS COOL!
THE NEXT IS MY PDA, BECAUSE WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF BROWSING 4CHAN AND FAPPING TO PORN IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT NEED TO GET DONE
THE THIRD IS MY LIGHTER, EVEN THOUGH I USUALLY DON'T HAVE ANY CIGARETTES IN THE PICTURE. I TRY TO DO TRICKS WITH IT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BUT I USUALLY END UP FAILING, AND PEOPLE LAUGH AWKWARDLY WHILE TRYING TO SAY THAT I DID OK.
NEXT I CARRY ANOTHER LIGHTER, JUST IN CASE MY OTHER ONE IS DAMAGED IN MY SHOOTOUT WITH THE ENEMY!
NEXT I CARRY A WATCH WITH 200 DIFFERENT FEATURES, 197 OF WHICH I NEVER USE.
NEXT I CARRY A BUNCH OF KEYS. A BUNCH. MOST ARE TO PADLOCKS I BOUGHT AND HAVE IN A TRUNK THAT'S LOCKED WITH A PADLOCK. IT MAKES ME LOOK IMPORTANT TO HAVE A LOT OF KEYS, THOUGH.
NEXT IS MY 50 MILLION CANDLEPOWER ELITE TACTICAL TOTALLY USED BY THE SEALS TACTICAL OPERATIONS FLASHLIGHT, FOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT.
NEXT IS MY WALLET, WHICH CONTAINS MORE MONEY THAN I ACTUALLY NEED IN CASH, BUT IT LOOKS COOL WHEN I HAVE ALL DAT PAPER. ALSO, LOOK I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE MY ID SHOWING. I'M SO COOL TO HAVE "ACCIDENTALLY" PUT MY PICTURE ON THE INTERNET.
NEXT IS MY FOLDING TACTICAL 2.5" KNIFE, JUST IN CASE I RUN OUT OF AMMO OR AM ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS GANG OF CARDBOARD BOXES THAT NEED TO BE OPENED.
NEXT IS MY OTHER TACTICAL FOLDING KNIFE JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO LODGE THE OTHER ONE IN THE HEART OF AN ATTACKER!
NEXT IS MY MULTI-TOOL, JUST IN CASE I NEED TO REPAIR A JET OR SOMETHING.
LAST IS ANY SORT OF DECORATIONAL ITEM THAT I DON'T REALLY WEAR, BUT CARRY AROUND JUST IN CASE I'M ALONE SO THAT I CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK I LOOK COOL WITHOUT PEOPLE JUDGING ME.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass gun pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who don't know the difference between clip and magazin, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than playing Counterstrike.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of my platoon, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to experimental German weapons"? I also have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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LORD HUMONGOUS 10/03/06(Sat)22:20 No. 3010 File: cp3010_g21kb.jpg-(166.09KB, 700x483, g21kb.jpg) >>3009 Hey Faggots, My name is Gaston Glock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shooting targets with overbuilt guns. You are everything bad in the firearms world. Honestly, have any of you ever fired a .40? I mean, I guess it's fun watching your bullets hit instead of excessive recoil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than a brass 1911. Don't be a redneck. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I created a ceramic handgun, and built a pistol that survived 100 years of torture tests. What guns do you shoot, besides antiques desperately trying to be modern? I also have a knife (she just fired slashes to people's throats, shit was SO cash). You are all rednecks who should just throw away the key to your gun safe. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and one of my many bitches (your hand, that is).

LaResistance!!WuZJZmAGOv 10/03/06(Sat)22:27 No. 3011 >>3010 >(she just fired slashes to people's throats, shit was SO cash) I lost it, good show.

OPERATOR 10/03/07(Sun)08:22 No. 3012 File: cp3012_heckler.jpg-(24.70KB, 238x330, heckler.jpg) >>3010 Hey Faggots, My name is Edmund Heckler and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Americans or Belgians who spend every second of their day designing stupid, non-innovative guns. You are everything bad in the firearms world. Honestly, has your gun ever been adopted by the German Bundeswehr? I mean, I guess it's fun gouging prices and treating your customers like shit, but you take it all to a whole new level. This is even worse than pronouncing "Koch" wrong. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the co-founder of one of the most prolific firearms companies in the word, and have made lots of weapons. What weapons do you make, besides "AR-15s and shitty SCARs"? I also have a banging hot MP5 (She was just used by every SWAT team in the world, ever, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just stop competing with me. Thanks for listening. Pic Related, but my bitch is currently on sale for 3000 dollars at a gun store.

It’s been 2 weeks since this whole thing started.

It all started with a tanker accident. It was all over the news. Everyone thought it was just another oil spill. There were plenty of volunteers. Plenty of people wanting to help the poor defenseless animals. Plenty of victims. Within hours of the tanker accident, it started happening. The animals had gone crazy, they were scratching and biting the clean up volunteers. They said that it was an adverse effect to whatever was in that tanker.

Rescue workers were still trying to get the crew out of the ship. They could hear screaming inside. Screams to open the doors. But that’s when it all went to hell. As soon as they cut the door out.

There was 6 minutes of broadcast before it went silent. 6 minutes of screaming and agony. The ship crew attacked the rescue workers like rabid baboons. Breaking bones and tearing flesh. The people on the shore weren’t fairing any better. Those that had been attacked by animals were attacking everyone else. It was worse than any war zone report, it was sheer brutality, and yet the broadcast still went on for 6 minutes. 6 minutes and then blank faces. Nobody could explain what was happening. They tried to continue with regular news, the economy, the weather, a cute human interest story, but they couldn’t make us unsee what we saw.

I tried to continue with my regular existence but every time I switched on the news or walked by a news stand it was there. This big mystery. They had some explanations, some kind of infection, brain parasites, but it didn’t matter. It wasn’t an infection we were afraid of, it was them.

4 days after the initial report, a state of emergency was raised. And yet we’d all seen this before. Every zombie movie ever. People didn’t know who to trust. People were stockpiling food and weapons. Some tried to flee but it seems every zombie movie was right. They didn’t make it. 3 days later they arrived in my town.

I expected moans, shuffling corpses, dismemberment, but that’s where the movies lied. They ran through the streets, screaming. I remember running to my front door as fast as I could, locking, barricading, doing anything to make sure it w

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