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4940 No. 4940 ID: 2b301d hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
I'm sick of this shit. How do YOU faggots dare to make fun of us juggalos? I guess almost everyone of you is either fat, retarded or JUST a flopping faggot who still lives in his parents' basement.

Do you think it's even remotely funny to get asked how those fucking magnets work nearly every fucking day? Just because some faggot boygroup named "Insane Clown Posse" (who aren't even true juggalos) thinks that magnets are a miracle or pure motherfucking magic. The last time a guy asked me about magnets he LOST a tooth after I beat the shit out of him...

Seriously, THE godamn truth is that I'm sick of you assholes, all you can do is ruin people's lives, jack off to child pornography or discriminate and make fun of minorities.

I bet my flongs that none of you faggots have ever had a girlfriend like me. As you use to say, enjoy your finger. ..l..

Here, a picture of me and my girlfriend and a little piece of advice, it's not a fucking GAME anymore, keep your fucking mouths shut!!
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No. 4944 ID: 2b301d
>>4943
No idea. ED doesn't know either. That's where I got the copypasta from.
No. 4949 ID: 05d2b8
This isn't real, it could never have been posted by a real juggalo anywhere, juggalo's can't type legibly.
No. 4956 ID: d94555
>>4943
Collective spin of the electrons in a substance.

Dunno if trolled or something.


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4914 No. 4914 ID: 00b3ac hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
I'll admit, I lol'd heartily at this. Sometimes, even shitholes such as 4chan's /new/ can pull off somehing humorous.
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4953
>>4952
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4954
>>4953
Final

Also, kept getting "Could not create thumbnail" which i fixed by posting it in /test/ and then posting it here and then deleting the /test/...made me rage a bit.
No. 4955 ID: 2b301d
>>4951
>>4952
>>4953
>>4954
That was excellent. Thanks man.


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4933 No. 4933 ID: d94779 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
No. 4934 ID: 30d0c6
What's the dumbest thing I saw today?

THIS
No. 4950 ID: d94779
You're welcome
>>4934


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2629 No. 2629 ID: 749c4a hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Imagine it, whitefags.

A cute, innocent Norwegian girl walking home after class one day.

A big, smelly, hairy Pakistani/Iraqi grabs her, covers her mouth, drags her into an alley, and takes away all that cuteness and innocence.

He begins pounding away at her pussy. She will never be able to enjoy such sensations with a man she loves later in life.

He blasts her seed inside of her. The brown sperm fertilizes her white egg.

Another nail in the coffin of your race.

The man, Amir, was not satisfied with deflowering the young girl. But at the same time, he felt vaguely sorry for what he did.

He removed himself from her insides and began brushing her hair for a while. Once she stopped shaking hard, he picked her up and took her back to his car.
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No. 4155 ID: 2f1ac9
stormfront would have a field day with this
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4181
No. 4203 ID: 8b7060
>>2637
I can smell the white butthurt from here


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4947 No. 4947 ID: 8b7060 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
The long June twilight faded into night. Dublin lay enveloped in darkness but for the dim light of the moon that shone through fleecy clouds, casting a pale light as of approaching dawn over the streets and the dark waters of the Liffey. Around the beleaguered Four Courts the heavy guns roared. Here and there through the city, machine guns and rifles broke the silence of the night, spasmodically, like dogs barking on lone farms. Republicans and Free Staters were waging civil war.

On a rooftop near O'Connell Bridge, a Republican sniper lay watching. Beside him lay his rifle and over his shoulders was slung a pair of field glasses. His face was the face of a student, thin and ascetic, but his eyes had the cold gleam of the fanatic. They were deep and thoughtful, the eyes of a man who is used to looking at death.

He was eating a sandwich hungrily. He had eaten nothing since morning. He had been too excited to eat. He finished the sandwich, and, taking a flask of whiskey from his pocket, he took a short drought. Then he returned the flask to his pocket. He paused for a moment, considering whether he should risk a smoke. It was dangerous. The flash might be seen in the darkness, and there were enemies watching. He decided to take the risk.

Placing a cigarette between his lips, he struck a match, inhaled the smoke hurriedly and put out the light. Almost immediately, a bullet flattened itself against the parapet of the roof. The sniper took another whiff and put out the cigarette. Then he swore softly and crawled away to the left.

Cautiously he raised himself and peered over the parapet. There was a flash and a bullet whizzed over his head. He dropped immediately. He had seen the flash. It came from the opposite side of the street.

He rolled over the roof to a chimney stack in the rear, and slowly drew himself up behind it, until his eyes were level with the top of the parapet. There was nothing to be seen--just the dim outline of the opposite housetop against the blue sky. His enemy was under cover.

Just then an armored car came across the bridge and advanced slowly up the street. It stopped on the opposite side of the street, fifty yards ahead. The sniper co
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No. 4945 ID: 106545 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
http://prernalal.com.nyud.net/banned%20books/
No. 4946 ID: 1023e1
Well, if I wasn't on an FBI list yet, I am now.


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4938 No. 4938 ID: f1672c hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
The first rule of book club is you do not talk about book club.

The second rule is you do not talk about book club.

The third rule of book club is if someone yells stop reading time is over.

The fourth rule is only one man to a book.

The fifth rule is only one book at a time fellas.

The sixth rule is no sony readers or Ipads.

The seventh rule is reading will go on as long as it has to.

The eighth and final rule is if this is your first time at book club... you have to read.
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No. 4939 ID: facc93
I lol'd
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4941
Ha.


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4885 No. 4885 ID: 34e4e2 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
Winnie the Pooh was standing in the 100yard woods waiting for his friend Christopher Robin. The lights above him blinked and the moon was shining. Full as usual. It had been ever since the invasion of sex vampires.
Then he saw something strange. It was scary in a sort of odd, shiny way. It was definately not a heffalump. It was a sex vampire. Winnie the pooh froze in terror. This wasn't the way he had expected to lose his virginity.
The sex vampire landed before Winnie and stared him right into his eyes for then to speak;
"Let me introduce myself." the vampire spoke in a calm, yet distant voice. He was glistening with innuendo and syphillis.
"I am Edward Cullen and I am going to rape you 'till the cows come home"
Winnie the Pooh noticed that the fear was suddenly replaced by perplexion.
"Do you know when they are going to come home?" He asked, stuttering.
Edward's grin was now stretching to the point of explosion danger.
"Late enough." He said, unzipping his trousers.
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No. 4935 ID: 5eeb57
As Edward stared with pride at his syphillis-ridden vampire junk, he was entirely oblivious to what was coming out from under Pooh's shirt.

The six-shooter was almost as eager as Edward had been a few moments ago about letting off its load. As the rounds drove through his heart, Edward crumbled into dust. Pooh looked up into the trees and saw more vampires waiting for him.

"Oh bother", said Pooh as he reloaded his revolver.
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No. 4937 ID: 106545
Is this the Russian version of Winnie the Pooh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN0UlxJa2_E


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4853 No. 4853 ID: 132e18 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
n the dawn of Nordic civilization, lesser races used to cringe in their rude huts and pray, "Lord, save us from the fury of the men of the North!" It was THAT kind of man who built Western civilization. If civilization is now to be saved from the swarms of degenerate Jews, their cannibal accomplices and their unspeakably depraved liberal friends, it will be THAT kind of man who saves it, NEVER sneaks!

WHITE MAN! The same iron blood of your mighty ancestors flows in your veins! The towering figure of ADOLF HITLER reaches out a giant hand to lift you up to world-conquering POWER! You have cringed long enough before pygmies! Now RISE! Defy the rats and vermin at your feet! Let them feel the toe and heel of your boot! Stamp them out!

You have been sleeping. When you rise and stand up, and the masses once more see what a man of FORCE looks like, they will love you as they now imagine they hate you. With the spark of National Socialism, struck by Adolf Hitler, burning in your breast, you are unconquerable! IN HOC SIGNO VINCES! In the sign of the Swastika, YOU will conquer!

Join hands with the heroes in America, Britain, Iceland, Denmark and other White countries who have raised the holy Swastika banner and defended it with their blood. It has risen from the ashes of Berlin, and never shall it be hauled down again. Stand with us before the altar of Adolf Hitler and the world-conquering White race, and pledge your life as we have, to bring the order and justice of Western, White civilization once more into the world. Let us teach the traitors and rats and pygmies once more to cringe in terror in their huts and pray, "Lord save us from the FURY OF THE MEN OF THE NORTH!"
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No. 4858 ID: 62edb0
>"Lord, save us from the fury of the men of the North!"
>It was THAT kind of man who got their ass kicked for poor strategy by more rational and practical people from the east and west.

lost it at Adolf
No. 4859 ID: 7cd1a7
>IN HOC SIGNO VINCES
>Latin
>The Latins were prisoners, rapists, and other undesirables from the Italian peninsula that fought the Germans
The one thing I admire about White Supremacists is their attention to detail.
No. 4932 ID: f4102d
>>4859
Actually Hitler admired the mediterranean race considering it graceful and cunning, also probably for political reasons. The Roman empire embodied what the Nazis strove for, minus the whole race thing.


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4929 No. 4929 ID: b2b442 hide watch quickreply   [Reply]
I think i am pregnant but my test cam out negative i took 3 but i have been horny like crazy for 2 or 3 weeks?
i have never gotten the urge to have sex this much i am soooo horny its weird i never felt like thisbefore its been 2 months now am i pregnant. ? i been sleepy alot but i eat normal i dont throw up at all my nipples would hurt alot but stopped my beast dont feel sore and i am not stressed about it i just wanna know i cant get to a doctor right now until later someone please help?
No. 4931 ID: 1c0e60
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4931
>I think i am pregnant


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4902 No. 4902 ID: 89c7f9 hide watch expand quickreply   [Reply]
FUCKING APPLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?
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4919
>>4912
You were never very good at this game were you?
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4924
>4919
I've heard that before. Pic related.
No. 4926 ID: dbc6e6
Just stick to the iPhone.

Shit gets murky and gay past that.


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